So, a rapper called Trick Trick – a hilariously undignified name, even by the pantomime standards of hip hop – has banned gay people from buying his new album, called – wait for it – The Villain.

As I wrote in Not In My Name, I’ve never liked hip hop because “the moment I spotted all that rampant misogyny, homophobia and anti-Semitism dragging its knuckles over the hill, I decided my CD collection could get by without it”. So I’m not exactly shedding tears over not being able to buy this silly man’s album.

I do, though, look forward to the next time that I hear a white, liberal hip-hop fan pretending that they don’t know that hip hop is riddled with homophobia, and further pretending that they don’t secretly get-off on it.