The aforementioned Alastair Campbell evening was brilliant. Thank heavens, there was no sign of his previous theatrical sidekick Ross Kemp. Instead Campbell had the lovely Fiona Phillips alongside him. She was great fun.

It was like watching GMTV, but live, in a theatre, in the evening, with a large glass of wine in my hand. Living the dream or what? I think Fiona Phillips should front a live GMTV theatre tour.

Fantasy guest: Heather Mills.