Archive for February, 2009

I am glad to see that a pardon seems on the cards for people convicted of dissidence charges arising from protests against the 2005 disengagement from Gaza. Of course they should be pardoned. No question.

I thought the disengagement was a mistake at the time. Watching those people dragged out of their houses and synagogues was horrific. As I wrote last December, nothing that has happened since has made me feel it was anything other than a mistake. Can someone tell me a positive that came from all that unimaginable pain and upheaval?

I often wonder what Ariel Sharon – who ordered the disengagement – would make of what’s happened since. He has been in a coma for three years now. There is an interesting update on his case on Ynet News today.

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Earlier this month Lord Ahmed called for British Jews serving with the Israel Defence Force to be arrested.

This morning he woke up in prison himself.

You’d need a heart of stone not to punch the air with joy.

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(Hope the food is to his liking!)

Israel elected a female Prime Minister 10 years before the United Kingdom did.

America has elected a non-white President. The United Kingdom has yet to elect a non-white Prime Minister.

The next time you hear a smug British leftie diss Israel or America, please remind them of the above.

If you are interested, you can download an MP3 of it here. I am in Part 2 of the show, around 25 minutes in.

With thanks to the estimable Jonathan Sacerdoti.

With Caryl Churchill’s racist play Seven Jewish Children finally coming to an end at the Royal Court Theatre, I thought I’d blow the dust off an article I wrote three years ago about a similar play that was called My Name Is Rachel Corrie.

It was published on the Jewish Comment website.

My Name Is Rachel Corrie

They say a picture is worth a thousand words but sometimes a picture can be worth far more than that. There are more than a thousand words in the play My Name Is Rachel Corrie, about the US activist who accidentally died during an anti-Israel protest in Gaza in 2003. But none of them shed light on the now canonised Corrie as much as a photograph taken of her by the Associated Press a month before her death.

Corrie was snapped burning an American flag and whipping up the crowd at a pro-Hamas rally. This photograph – of which there is no mention in the play – doesn’t just contradict the image of Corrie being saintly and peace-loving, it also raises the question of why an educated, western girl would want to fall in line with an organisation that opposes every core value – freedom, fairness, women’s rights – she claims to hold dear?

Corrie is far from alone. The audience at a recent performance of the play in London’s West End was littered with white, English men and women wearing keffiyeh scarves. Moving and working as I do in liberal, literary circles, I know all about these keffiyeh-wearing types. They consider themselves left-wing or liberal minded. They hold impeccable views on social fairness, the environment and women’s rights. They believe in democracy. They wear Make Poverty History wristbands. They nod sagely at Guardian editorials about poverty in Africa while sipping fair trade lattes.

But raise, if you dare, the Middle East question in front of them and stand back in shock as their spiteful, hateful side comes rushing to the surface. These people who say they back the underdog, believe in democracy, multiculturalism and fairness will spit blood against Israel – the only country in the region that represents those values. They are what I call Palestinian groupies.

I believe these groupies, like the little boys who play army in playgrounds across England, don’t look the other way on the topic of Palestinian terrorism, they seem – sorry to say – almost turned on by it. You surely can’t, after all, overlook something as big as the blowing up of buses or pizza parlours. There is no ‘bigger picture’ regarding people who do that. And why would you appropriate the uniform of the man who backed all that terrorism unless you actively had a thing for him?

Even when the bloodshed is on their doorstep, they remain as blindly loyal as a battered wife who won’t give up on the man who hurts her. These groupies were the ones who on the day London’s transport system was bombed by Islamic terrorists stomped around shouting “I hate Tony Blair” and insisting “We brought it on ourselves”. They also believe, as they sit in their comfortable Western homes, that the whole conflict is about them. My name is Rachel Corrie. Not in my name. Thousands of people are dying but it’s all about me.

Of course, the love is unrequited. When Corrie died, Hamas openly welcomed her death. These poisonous people opposed every core value she held dear in life, then danced on her grave when she died. It is too late for Corrie to see the light, but we would do well to stop idolising her. And all the other Palestinian groupies really should stop lining up to get into bed with these men that hate them.

I am due to appear on Israeli radio on Wednesday at 2.40pm UK time. I will be speaking with Yishai Fleisher and Ashley Perry on Arutz Sheva/Israel Nation Radio.

From the hit UK comedy I’m Alan Partridge.

Alan: “You smiled because you don’t like Jill because she’s younger than you.”

Lynn: “No she’s not. She’s 50.”

Alan: “Well, so’s Helen Mirren.”

Lynn: “So’s Benjamin Netanyahu.”

Alan: “You’re always going on about Benjamin Netanyahu. Let it go, Lynn, you’re never going to meet him.”

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In the wake of those ridiculous ‘occupation’ protests against Israel in UK universities, David Aaronovitch makes a great point in The Times.

“In the Pakistani region of Swat…the local Taleban were blowing up schools, attacking schoolgirls with acid, murdering journalists and assassinating human-rights activists.

“On November 26 Bakht Zeba was dragged from her home, flogged and shot dead for the crime of criticism. Last week the Pakistani authorities reached a ceasefire with the insurgents, part of which is to agree that girls will no longer have the right to go to school in Swat. Where are the student occupiers and the calls for sanctions.”

Where indeed.

The scene: a BBC TV studio during the 2006 war with Hezbollah.

Indignant BBC interviewer: “How come so many more Lebanese have been killed in this conflict than Israelis?”

Bibi: “Are you sure that you want to start asking in that direction?”

Indignant BBC interviewer: “Why not?”

Bibi: “Because in World War II more Germans were killed than British and Americans combined, but there is no doubt in anyone’s mind that the war was caused by Germany’s aggression.  And in response to the German blitz on London, the British wiped out the entire city of Dresden, burning to death more German civilians than the number of people killed in Hiroshima.

“Moreover, I could remind you that in 1944, when the RAF tried to bomb the Gestapo Headquarters in Copenhagen, some of the bombs missed their target and fell on a Danish children’s hospital, killing 83 little children.

“Perhaps you have another question?”

Perhaps indeed!

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The estimable Jonathan Hoffman (co-Vice Chair, Zionist Federation) is speaking at a debate tomorrow evening at Queens’ College Cambridge. The topic is “Israel/Palestine: What should we do next?”

The debate is arranged by ‘Cambridge Gaza Solidarity’. It is a somewhat, ahem, disproportionate panel: the other three speakers are all hostile, including Betty Hunter of the Palestine Solidarity Campaign. Each speaker has 10 minutes, then the debate is thrown open to the floor.

There was recently an ‘occupation’ in Cambridge. Unlike some other university authorities, Cambridge did not concede any of the occupiers’ demands. So feelings will no doubt be running high. Please attend and support Jonathan if you can. As he says: “It is an open meeting. Support welcome. Any shoes that come my way will be donated to my local Samaritans shop.”

I was in Manhattan when news broke of the shooting at the Mercaz HaRav yeshiva in Jerusalem last year. I was walking along Central Park South and saw the news on a CNN news ticker on a building I was passing. It was hard to make sense of the news in that context, but in what context would it be any easier to understand what happened?

A Palestinian gunman infiltrated the school, burst into the library and opened fire at the children studying there. Eight boys were killed and 11 other students wounded.

It was a sickening and shocking attack – or at least it was for civilized people. Palestinians celebrated on the streets of Gaza, firing rifles into the air. Prominent Palestinian newspapers honoured the killer and Hamas described him as “heroic”. In a major poll taken two weeks later,  84 per cent of ordinary Palestinians polled said they supported the killings.

A year on, we remember the dead. As I wrote earlier this month, there are initiatives connected to the anniversary which are well worth supporting, including one that encourages a day of good deeds in memory of the boys. Please take a look.

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The purely righteous do not complain about evil, rather they add justice.
They do not complain about heresy, rather they add faith.
They do not complain about ignorance, rather they add wisdom.

Rabbi Abraham Isaac Kook, founder of the Mercaz HaRav

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He’s done it! This is a beautiful day.

And a day of eerie coincidence. One of my blog’s readers (I don’t know if he’ll want to be named but he’s an IDF soldier serving mostly in Hebron) kindly posted me a Likud voting slip on the day of the election. It arrived on my doormat at the exact moment that I was told of the Bibi news today.

Here it is:

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…awwwwwwwwwww!

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A picture and a story to melt the heart. Kol Hakavod!

Jewish Book Week starts tomorrow. I have booked to go to a couple of events on the final day, including Rising From The Ashes with Avraham Burg, former speaker of the Knesset. I don’t agree with his thesis, but am interested to hear him speak and witness any debate.

Speaking of Jewish authors, I thought I’d blow the dust off this article I wrote about Philip Roth’s work. Since writing it I have managed to complete another Roth book, The Ghostwriter. But I’m still surprised by how much I struggle with the American Howard Jacobson! ;-)

Any tips from Roth fans for which of his many books are worth trying would be much appreciated.

The fantastic Howard Jacobson has written a breathtakingly brilliant essay in today’s Independent. With a potent combination of passion and clarity, he shows the recent increase in ‘criticism’ of Israel for what it nearly always is: antisemitism. He takes those who liken Gaza to the Warsaw Ghetto and shows once and for all why “there is not the remotest similarity, either in intention or in deed – even in the most grossly mis-reported deed – between Gaza and Warsaw”.

Of those who make such comparisons, he writes: “Given the number of besieged and battered cities there have been in however many thousands of years of pitiless warfare there is only one explanation for this invocation of Warsaw before any of those – it is to wound Jews in their recent and most anguished history and to punish them with their own grief. Its aim is a sort of retrospective retribution, cancelling out all debts of guilt and sorrow. It is as though, by a reversal of the usual laws of cause and effect, Jewish actions of today prove that Jews had it coming to them yesterday.”

Then he takes to pieces Caryl Churchill’s hideous Seven Jewish Children play, in which “lie follows lie, omission follows omission”. He concludes of Churchill’s play: “Once you repeat in another form the medieval blood-libel of Jews rejoicing in the murder of little children, you have crossed over. This is the old stuff. Jew-hating pure and simple.”

Let’s be clear: the Royal Court Theatre has been made fully aware of the dishonesty and racism in the play it is showing. That they keep showing it tells its own story.

Please read Howard’s brilliant essay in full. As regular readers know, I’ve always been a big fan (that’s me below with him last summer). Having read this essay I might have to see if I can find an even bigger pedestal to put him on.

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