Archive for March, 2009

Not In My Name: A Compendium Of Modern Hypocrisy is published in paperback this week. Here are some of the reviews from when it was published in hardback last summer:

notinmynamepb8‘A spirited attack’ – Nick Cohen, The Observer

‘Waspish and witty’ – Daily Mail

‘Privileged celebs get a vicious tongue-lashing’ – The Sun

‘Absolutely brilliant – this is a fabulous, clear-eyed book that will frequently make you laugh out loud’ – Jewish Chronicle

‘Burchill and Newkey-Burden are spot on’ – Gay Times

‘They write like Old Testament prophets’ – Church Times

‘At their entertaining best they skewer the worst sort of leftist poseurs’ – Arena

‘A majestic piece of work’ – Sunday Mercury

‘Piercing intelligence’ – Royal Borough Observer

‘Enjoyable…everything from anal sex to Israel and Amy Winehouse”‘ – Australian Literary Review

‘A feverish anthology’ – Word magazine

I was particularly pleased with the Jewish Chronicle review, and its praise for my Israel essay: ‘Where has Newkey-Burden been all my life? He’s every bit as entertaining as Burchill. His essay on Israel haters made me ache with gratitude. I had tears streaming down my face as I turned the pages. Because he’s right, of course.’

You can read that review in full here.

This is a great story from Ben Caspit and Ilan Kfir’s interesting book Netanyahu: The Road To Power, which was published in 1998. It is from when Benjamin Netanyahu worked at the Israeli embassy in Washington and involves his then personal driver, Moshe Hanini.

bibf3Netanyahu, as usual, was late for an urgent meeting. Though his tardiness did  not usually bother him, this time he told Hanini to step on the gas. Hanini obeyed. Unfortunately, they were caught in a speed trap and pulled off the road by Washington policemen.

The cops asked Netanyahu and Hanini to get out of the car. They saw at once that the driver was carrying a concealed gun. Hanini showed them his permit to carry it. The police, however objected to the fact that the gun was concealed, and, permit notwithstanding, they promptly handcuffed Hanini.

“Bibi, what are we going to do?” the frightened Hanini asked. “Don’t worry, I’ll drive myself to the meeting,” Bibi replied. Hanini, in shock, watched his boss get into the car and drive off.

Hanini was taken to the police station. Netanyahu forgot all about the incident and did not bother to report to anyone at the embassy that his driver had been arrested.

Netanyahu returned to the embassy in the evening, still without having reported the incident. Late that night, one of the security guards asked Netanyahu where Hanini was. Bibi raised his head from some papers and murmured: “Ah, Hanini, there was some problem this morning. I think he was arrested, or something.”

Oh, Bibi!


Can you guess who the highlighted boy is in the photograph below? (If you click on the photo you can make it bigger.)

So who is he? Clue, he’s got a big week ahead of him…

…when you can have four?

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you my next four releases, all published next month:

Amy Winehouse: The Biography (updated paperback)

Alexandra Burke: Hallelujah, A Star Is Born

The Dog Directory

Not In My Name: A Compendium Of Modern Hypocrisy (paperback)

Phew…

This is an interesting video from 1978 of a 28-year-old Benjamin Netanyahu (then known as Benjamin Nitay because Netanyahu sounded too much like a native American name for US circles) speaking during a televised debate in America.

His words are prescient. He says that a Palestinian state would become a terrorist state that threatened Israel. Fast forward to the 21st century. Israel withdraws from Gaza, Hamas takeover and bombard southern Israel with rockets.

As he says of the Palestinian aims: “What were are talking about here is not the attempt to build a state, but to destroy one.”

(Looking good, Bibi!)

I went on  a long run early this morning. After months of running in the freezing cold, today’s 13 miles breezed past blissfully.

It brought to mind this passage from the fantastic book I’m currently reading: The Light And Fire Of The Baal Shem Tov:

When dawn came, the skies were clear, the trees gave off their fragrance and the earth emitted its own pleasing odor. It seemed as if the whole creation was praying: the birds were chirping overhead, the frogs were croaking in the ponds, the rooster was crowing in the yard, the water was muttering its soft gurgle, and the forest making its gentle murmur.

Johann Hari is one of the first to leap on reports from some IDF soldiers about Operation Cast Lead. He doesn’t let facts get in the way of a good Israel-bashing session.

For instance, in this short article alone:

* He says Operation Cast Lead “killed 1,434 Palestinians”. Not true – closer to half that number.

* He writes about “the 2007 war in Lebanon”. It was in 2006.

* He mentions “all sorts of people who cannot run away: the elderly, the disabled, the pregnant, the terrified”. As a journalist of his standing should know, Israel’s enemies routinely use just such people as booby-traps and suicide bombers but he doesn’t mention that. It’s easy to condemn the IDF from the safety of your London office, I wonder what decisions Hari would make in such circumstances.

* “This is not a few bad apples,” he writes, lending the report far more authority and scope than it warrants.

His article is titled “Dupes? No, were were telling the truth.” Oh the irony.

Whatever the rights and wrongs of the negotiations. Whatever realm he currently exists in. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Gilad Shalit and his family.

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Quick reminder that I am on The Biography Channel tonight (Sunday) at 9pm, talking about Amy Winehouse. You can see a clip here. The show is repeated endlessly, starting tomorrow at 9am and 3pm.

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jwordI bought a new novel called The J Word when I was at Jewish Book Week. I hadn’t heard of it and I only bought it because it had such a lovely cover. Well, sometimes you can judge a book by its cover because The J Word turned out to be the most fantastic novel I’ve read for many, many a year and I strongly recommend it.

It’s tricky to do full justice to it here without ruining the twists and turns of the plot. However, I can say that it focuses on the relationship between 80-year-old Jack who rejects his Jewishness and his 10-year-old grandson Danny who is curious about his heritage. When Jack is attacked by an antisemitic gang, everything changes and you can find out how by reading it.

My only criticism of The J Word is that it ends. When I got to the end I turned back to page one and read it again. It was just as good second time round. I am planning to run regular Q&A interviews with interesting people here on Oy Va Goy. I’m delighted to say that the first interesting person is author of The J Word, Andrew Sanger.

What were your literary influences when you wrote The J Word? I sensed a dash of Howard Jacobson in there…
I am not a very ‘literary’ person, don’t read all that much and have no particular fondness for modern fiction. I like delicate, skilful use of language, and writers who deal lovingly with ordinary people and ordinary places. Arnold Bennett and John Galsworthy are among my favourite authors, and I have the greatest admiration for Robert Louis Stevenson, especially his travel writing. Absolutely no Howard Jacobson, not even a dash!

Is there such a thing as a ‘Jewish novel’? If so, what is it?
No, there isn’t. Certainly there are novels with Jewish characters, or about Jewish life, or that strike a chord with Jewish readers. But good fiction is always about the human condition.

The characters in The J Word are all fantastic. Naturally, Oy Va Goy was quite a fan of the hardcore duo: Yoav and Ehud. Which character do you personally feel closest to?
Oddly, while writing the book I felt that I myself was all of the characters! That probably doesn’t make any sense and is hard to explain. Of course, the key people in the story are Jack and Danny – the old man rejecting his Jewishness and the young boy keen to embrace it. I identify closely with both of them.

It makes perfect sense and I think many readers will feel the same. The J Word was your debut novel yet top novelists would kill to be able to tell such a serious story with such warmth and optimism. Is a sequel out of the question?
I do think that the best way to get a serious point across is simply to tell a gripping story, and I suppose I rather like the feelgood approach. But despite the ‘warmth and optimism’, I don’t pretend that insoluble problems can be solved or that the world will become a different place. I am deep into another novel now. There are Jewish characters and it too is set in Golders Green, but it is not a sequel to The J-Word.

I understand you have been placed on the Boycott Israel list as an author whose books must be boycotted. I’m furiously jealous. How did you manage that?
As a volunteer in Israel, I was sent to an army base outside Tel Aviv, where I packed emergency kits for IDF field medics and also boxed-up medical aid that Israel sends to other countries. I wrote about the experience for The Independent (of all things!) – after which I received a ton of hate mail and threats of violence and was placed on the Boycott Israel list! Doesn’t seem to have affected sales.

You can buy The J Word, by Andrew Sanger, here.

Shlomo Molla is a newly-elected member of the Israeli Knesset (parliament) who made aliyah from Ethiopia. Here, he describes his amazing journey from Ethiopia to the Israeli Knesset.

Apartheid state? Put this in your pipe and smoke it.

In the run-up to the paperback publication of Not In My Name: A Compendium Of Modern Hypocrisy on April 2nd, I thought I’d run a few mini extracts here.

To kick off, the following passages are taken from my Anti-Americanism chapter:

notinmynamepbIn April 2002, a lone gunman opened fire in a town hall in western Paris, killing eight people and injuring 19. The killer was of Yugoslav origin and his victims were French. So guess which country got the blame for the killings? Perhaps French Presidential candidate Alain Madelin can help us. He described the shootings as an “American-style by-product, we wished not to have in France.” Quoi?

Anti-Americanism has been around for so long that it is not a modern hypocrisy in itself. I recall that when my political awakening happened at the age of 12, there were no end of demonstrations against military actions, executions and human rights abuses. But nearly all of them were about American military actions, American executions, American human rights abuses. It was as if the rest of the world – excepting perhaps South Africa – was a peaceful idyll, with everyone cycling up and down country lanes, waving at each other and petting small cuddly animals.

However, in the 21st century it has increased dramatically – one poll showed that “favorable opinions” of America between 2000 and 2006 dropped from 83 per cent to 56 per cent in the United Kingdom – and so anti-Americanism forms a central plank of this book’s topic. As one commentator put it, anti-Americanism has become a hobby in Europe. You don’t need to be a keen historian to note that this hobby has become increasingly popular since the September 11 attacks. One wonder what sort of person watched that carnage and decided to get angry not with the aggressors, but the victims.

But then one wonders a lot about what is going in the minds of anti-Americans. Much was made of how Palestinians on the streets of the West Bank cheered the September 11 attacks. However, numerous reports surfaced of similar joy in Europe. A friend of mine rang me from a bar in Chelsea where he said all the customers were punching the air with joy as the Twin Towers collapsed; Rosemary Righter, of The Times was asked by a friend that evening: “Rosemary, isn’t it marvellous to think that the arrogant bloody Americans have finally got it in the neck?”

It is very strange that so many of those who would happily describe themselves as anti-racist are among the worst critics of America. These are the first to jump up and howl if any generalisation is made of a race or nationality elsewhere in the world, yet with America they are delighted to make the most sweeping of statements. Let’s be honest, few of us in England know much about America beyond a few large cities, many of our number are not even as clued-up as that. Yet more and more of us are willing to damn an entire nation and its people on so little evidence. Oh the exhausting irony of it, then, when these damners are so quick to accuse the Middle Americans they have never of being ignorant and arrogant! And where, one has to ask, is the respect of these anti-racists for the cultural melting pot that America represents?

We saw in the Israel chapter the contradictory attacks that the Jewish people have faced throughout their history. A similar process applies to America. At once the country is derided for being in league with Israel and yet in the pocket of Saudi Arabia. Can both of these be true? And if so, isn’t that something to admire? Not that this is the only gymnastics America is supposedly capable of, according to its critics. Talk about damned if you do, damned if you don’t, America is: decadent and immoral, yet Conservative and stuffy. It is dominated by Christian rednecks, yet also run by a smart, metropolitan Jewish cabal. It is selfish and isolationist, yet rampaging and imperialistic. It is full of commercially-driven consumers, yet it is dominated by an old-fashioned, outdated obsession with religion and morals.

Sounds like a lot of fun, I’d quite like to live there.

I will appear on the Amy Winehouse documentary on The Biography Channel this Sunday at 9pm. I filmed the interview while in Hollywood last October, as you do.

You can see a clip from the show – including yours truly – here.

I remember reading, and being very moved by, the novel The Color Purple as a child. Its author Alice Walker has just toured Gaza and put on an it’s-all-about-me performance of the highest order.

As the report says:

“Walker said her decision to visit Gaza, along with members of the U.S. anti-war group Code Pink, was spurred by the recent death of an older sister. She said she felt a connection to Gazans who lost loved ones in the war.”

Why do these luvvies always try and put themselves centre-stage? I am reminded of my post in January, about Annie Lennox complaining that news reports of Operation Cast Lead ruined her Xmas “as a mother”.

It’s worth reading the report about Walker’s visit in full. Note that she didn’t visit – or even mention – the cities of southern Israel that have been battered by rocket fire. Note too that when given a chance to condemn Hamas, she dodges the question.

What a nasty piece of work she is. Consider me a former fan, Ms Walker.

Fresh from my recent blog about Not In My Name: A Compendium Of Modern Hypocrisy, the book I co-authored with Julie Burchill, I have received copies of the paperback that is published next month. Like all the best things in life it is sleek, slim and beautiful.

It’s always nice to receive finished copies of a book I have written. I actually have four books published next month. You know you can rely on me to remind you of them as they are published! ;-)

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