Archive for May, 2009

Following on from the success of Britain’s Got Talent and amid increasing anti-Israel sentiment in the UK arts world comes a brand new reality television contest: Britain’s Got Bigots!

The contest is open to anyone who is disappointed with their life and wants to blame Israel for all the world’s ills. Contestants will perform in front of a judging panel of filmmaker Ken Loach, playwright Caryl Churchill and clown Alexei Sayle at the plush, exclusive Royal Court Theatre in Londonistan.

There will be no public vote, as it is morally wrong to impose democracy on people who are not civilised enough to deal with it. However, the winner will get the chance to perform at the Edinburgh International Film Festival.

Watch out for related forthcoming reality shows including Anti-American Idol, What Do You Do With A Problem Like Sharia and I’m A Suicide Bomber – Get Me Out Of Here. Disappointed antisemites of the world apply – you have nothing to lose but your obscurity!

Get ready for Britain’s Got Bigots – where diversity always comes last!

Sponsored by The Guardian and Press TV.

Chag Sameach to all my Jewish readers.

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He’s back. The ghastly Alexei Sayle, not satisfied with marching alongside proven terrorist supporters and antisemites in January, has recently delivered another Israel-bashing speech on behalf of the Stop The War rabble. Well, I say ‘speech’, I’m perhaps being too kind.

First, he dismissed any talk of the 8,000 rockets that rained down on southern Israel as “propaganda”. The murders of all those Israel civilians, including toddlers in nursery schools, were not human tragedies apparently, but “propaganda” to be dismissed. Nice.

“I prefer to speak from the heart,” he said. To which end he scratched his head and flapped around for a while before saying: “I apologise for the speech being crap”. Don’t apologise, Alexei. You’re only invited to these demos as a Jewish fig-leaf for the antisemites who run the show, so it doesn’t really matter what you say.

Trying to hold it together, he then boasted: “I spoke here in 2006 against the Israeli invasion of the Lebanon”. Got to hand it to him, he’s nothing if not consistent: if Israel tries to protect its people against genocidal terrorists, he’ll be there to protest. He then related a confused (and distorted) tale from 2006, involving some “Swedish UN observers”. He later returned to the story and said: “I think they were Swedish”. Don’t worry about facts Alexei, just speak from the heart.

There was just time for him to discuss “the blackness of the Israeli people’s souls” (oh the irony) and then say that it is only when Israel stops the occupation that its people “they will learn to lead decent lives”. What does he mean? Like when Israel withdrew from Lebanon and Gaza and was rewarded by increased rocket fire which ended the lives of numerous Israelis?

Saving the best till last, he concluded: “We’re doing this for the people of Israel as much as we are doing this for the people of Gaza and the West Bank”. Alexei, I am sure the people of Israel are bursting with gratitude for your speech and for your continued support for pro-terror, antisemitic organisations. What a strange man he is!

I was interested to read this news story about Shifra Shomron’s novel Grains Of Sand: The Fall of Neve Dekalim, which follows the fortunes of an Israeli family living in Gush Katif in the run-up to the 2005 disengagement. I recommend you read Shomron’s book – it’s a beautifully written, riveting work. Amazingly, Shomron was 19 when she wrote it. She’s a great talent and I look forward to reading her future work.

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It’s been a tough season for us Arsenal fans, but for me it has ended gloriously thanks to the demise of Newcastle United. There are few more deluded folk in the world than the Toon Army, with their endless “We’re a bit special, like” spiel. In reality, there is nothing special at all about this serially-failing club nor its supporters, who in my experience are the most bigoted and racist ones about.

It was the “we’re special, like” delusion of the Geordie faithful that robbed them of their chance of building a trophy-challenging squad. Sam Allardyce was a rarity in modern times – a sensible managerial appointment by Newcastle United, a man clearly destined to build a talented squad at St James Park that could one day challenge for silverware. However, fuelled by their endless delusion of grandeur, the supporters quickly hounded him out.

Since when there has been a farcical succession of men at the helm including the return of the out-of-touch Kevin Keegan (‘Way, aye, he’s the Messiah! Keeeegan! Keeegan!’) and the peculiar, disastrous appointment of Joe Kinnear. Then came Alan Shearer (‘Way, aye, he’s the Messiah! Sheila! Sheila!’), who was given just eight games to prevent relegation. Surprise surprise, he was hopeless and won only one of those eight ties. Down they go, much to the chagrin of their “special” fans.

The managerial ins and outs at St James Park are always entertaining, not least because of the way that thousands of fans miraculously appear at the stadium whenever a club-related news story breaks. “It shows how passionate we are,” they argue. No, it shows how unemployed you are.

Farewell, enjoy your sickly sausage rolls you “special” people. I am sure Sam Allardyce is enjoying looking forward to the future at Blackburn Rovers of the Premiership.

Desmond Tutu is to speak at the Hay Festival this year, and is being billed as “an extraordinary individual”. He is, but perhaps not entirely in the way that is being suggested. Tutu is a relentless Israel-basher, and his criticism at times strays into dark territory. He often compares Israel to apartheid-era South Africa, a ludicrous comparison that is as offensive to black South Africans as it is to Israel.

While in America in 2002, he made some particularly sinister insinuations and parallels. “People are scared in this country to say wrong is wrong because the Jewish lobby is powerful – very powerful,” he said. “Well, so what? The apartheid government was very powerful, but today it no longer exists. Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Pinochet, Milosevic, and Idi Amin were all powerful, but in the end they bit the dust”. This was an orgy of antisemitism: imagery of Jews terrifying people out of speaking out against wrong, Israel seemingly compared to the Nazis, an aspiration that the Jewish state will bite the dust.

Tutu has also said that Zionism has “very many parallels with racism”. He regularly calls for boycotts of the Jewish state. His nadir came during his visit to Jerusalem’s Yad Vashem Holocaust memorial, when he urged Jews to pray for the Nazis. The Simon Wiesenthal Center called that “a gratuitous insult to Jews and victims of Nazism everywhere”.

I leave the final word to the great Alan Dershowitz: Tutu is a racist and a bigot.

This is a guest post by Jonathan Sacerdoti.

As you might have read, the Edinburgh International Film Festival has rejected the financial support of the Israeli Embassy, which was paying for an Israeli film-maker to fly over to attend the screening of her own film (which has nothing to do with the Middle East conflict).

Initially, when the Scottish Palestine Solidarity Campaign (SPSC), bombarded the festival organisers with threats to picket the Festival, Festival Director Ginnie Atkinson took a strong moral stand, declaring that not accepting support from one particular country “would set a dangerous precedent by politicising a cultural and artistic mission”.

Then the serial anti-Israel campaigner and movie director Ken Loach got involved, saying that the “massacres and state terrorism in Gaza make this money unacceptable.” Of course, we all know that there was no massacre in Gaza, and that state terrorism was directed from Gaza towards Israel in the form of a barrage of rockets. But Israel-haters like Loach rarely let the facts get in the way of an opportunity to politicise a totally unconnected event by forcing racism on others. (Ironically, Loach has long campaigned against censorship.)

Faced with the increased publicity that Loach brought to the anti-Israel campaigners, the festival performed an embarrassing U-turn, and promptly caved in to their demands. Thus the Festival has now made an unprincipled and racist move itself, and rejected the support of the embassy. This has sent a clear message to all that Israelis are not (as) welcome as other film-makers are.

Sure, the EIFF has agreed to pay for the flights instead, but the damage is done: racism has become part of an arts festival where it obviously has no place. But the most tragic thing to note is that what prompted this change was not even the Festival Director’s agreement with the racists. She didn’t agree with them and went on record to say so. The campaigners, however, were good at making a lot of noise. That’s how they imposed their wishes on others. It has nothing to do with right and wrong, nor the opinion of the majority. It has everything to do with some people expressing their wishes loudly.

So I propose this: we must make a bigger noise in response. Boycott the Festival, and encourage others to do so, unless the organisers undo this disgraceful decision. Who wants to be part of a racist festival anyway?

Most importantly, I’d like you to write to the Festival Director, Ginnie Atkinson, and complain. Ask her to change her mind (again) and do the right thing. Tell her that racism has no place in the film festival, and that it is wrong to give in to bullies. Explain to her that we can make just as much noise as our haters, and that will be just as harmful to her festival’s reputation.

We’re done with being quiet. It is our responsibility to shout out every time we see racism and antisemitism: however small or insignificant the individual or specific act might seem, it never is. Our responsibility is to argue, explain, and react every time. Start now: write to info@edfilmfest.org.uk and mark your note for the attention of Ginnie Atkinson.

You might also like to contact the Edinburgh Film Festival Sponsors: Yvonne Smith from NEC computers: yvonne.smith@nec-computers.com Oscar Askin, MD Metro Ecosse: oscar.askin@metroecosse.com Ross Laurie, MD, Line: hello@line.uk.com Aisla Cullen, BAFTA Scotland: aisla@baftascotland.co.uk

And at the festival Sadie McKinlay is Head of Development and deals with sponsors, so it might be good to copy her in on your messages to sponsors. Her email address is sadie.mckinlay@edfilmfest.org.uk

You can also join this Facebook group for more information, discussion, and support.

This is the text of an excellent speech given by Jonathan Hoffman of the Zionist Federation at the Durham University Union last week. Jonathan was speaking for the motion: Israel – Victim Not Aggressor. I really recommend you take the time to read it.

‘Israel is a victim not an aggressor in the Middle East’
(Durham University Union – 14 May 2009)
Jonathan Hoffman
(Co-Vice Chair, Zionist Federation)

Thank you Mr President and thank you very much for inviting me. When I first saw the title of the motion I was reminded of the couple who took their six year old daughter to London Zoo. Unfortunately when they went to the lion’s cage she got a bit too enthusiastic and stuck her hand through the bars and the lion grabbed her and started pulling her towards his jaws. As luck would have it, a motorcyclist was driving on the Inner Circle next to the Zoo. He heard the screams coming from the lion’s cage, jumped off his bike, ran to the cage and reaching through the bars, he punched the lion on the nose. The lion was so startled, he let go of the girl. The motorcyclist grabbed her and returned her to her distraught parents — who of course could not thank him enough.

Another man then came up to the motorcyclist. “My dear Sir” he said “that was the bravest thing I ever saw, it was absolutely magnificent. I am the Editor of The Guardian and I am going to make sure this story is the front page lead in tomorrow’s paper. But do you mind if I ask you some questions? That badge on your jacket, what does it mean?” “Well” said the motorcyclist “I am Israeli and I ride with a motorbike club back in Tel Aviv and that is the badge of the Club.”

So the next day our hero made sure he bought The Guardian.

Sure enough, there was his photo on the front page. And the headline?

- “Israeli Gang Member Assaults African Immigrant and Steals his Lunch”

Well here at the third oldest University in the UK you seem know the difference between ‘good’ and ‘bad’ history. You have a History Department which regularly ranks in the top two in the UK and so I believe many of you do appreciate the difference. I want to try to show you the true history of Israel – as opposed to the false historical narratives put out by Israel’s opponents. I believe that if you know the truth then you cannot possibly vote against this motion.

Good history is based on the evidence of primary sources.  Bad history is based on the prejudices of those who narrate it.

Sometimes it is easy for bad history to drive out good history. It’s a historical version of what those of you who are economists know as ‘Gresham’s Law’ – “Bad Money Drives Out Good Money”. Winston Churchill put it very well when he said “A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”

To see how easy it is, look at the finding of the BBC Trust which was published on 15 April. The BBC Trust is the independent regulator of the BBC. People had been complaining to the BBC for years that its Middle East Editor, Jeremy Bowen, was biased and inaccurate. The BBC had always rejected those complaints. So the case went to the highest Appeal body, the BBC Trust. The BBC Trust overruled the BBC. Not only did it find that Jeremy Bowen was biased, it also found that in three specific respects he was inaccurate. (I recommend you read the finding, it is on the BBC Trust website). More people get their information about the Middle East from the BBC than anywhere else, so if the BBC is biased and inaccurate, that is rather important.
If we don’t understand where we have been, we cannot understand where we are, let alone where we are going. And that is at the heart of tonight’s Motion. So let’s start by a history lesson.

The fact is that antisemitism – the word that denotes hatred of Jews – has a very long history. It is in fact the world’s oldest hatred. Let’s go back nearly two thousand years to the destruction of Jerusalem by the Romans in 70 AD. Here is the description of the slaughter of Jews by the Jewish historian Josephus. It is the only witness account we have:

Most of the slain were peaceful citizens, weak and unarmed, and they were butchered where they were caught. The heap of corpses mounted higher and higher about the altar; a stream of blood flowed down the Temple’s steps, and the bodies of those slain at the top slipped to the bottom.

Fast forward to the Crusades which began in 1096, the Toledo Massacre of 1354, the Spanish Inquisition which began in 1478, the restoration by Pope Pius IX of the Rome Ghetto, the pogroms in Russia that began in the 1880s, and the Dreyfus Affair in France in 1894. Captain Alfred Dreyfus – a Jewish French artillery officer – was punished for an offence he did not commit and even when the evidence against another man was incontrovertible, the army officers STILL blamed the Jew. It was only due to the protest by Emile Zola – “J’accuse” he wrote – that Dreyfus was eventually acquitted Zola.

Or let’s look at the ‘Protocols of the Elders of Zion’ which was a forgery which appeared in Russia towards the end of the 19th Century. The antisemites said it was a plan written by Jews about how they were going to take over the world.

So not surprisingly after 1800 years of being kicked around, in the 19th Century some Jews decided that the only place Jews would be safe was in their own country. There were a lot of nationalist movements around at the time and that particular one was called “Zionism”. The most prominent Zionist was Theodor Herzl. Not long before he died the Kishinev pogrom massacres occurred, in 1903 in Russia. Jewish men hid and watched their wives being raped and killed by Cossacks and were so frightened that they did nothing to defend them. If anything convinced the Zionists, that did. They wanted a state in what was then called Palestine. That desire was based on 5000 unbroken years of Jewish life there together with the promise in the Bible by G-d of the land to the Patriarch Abraham.

Forward to after the First World War. The British were given the countries of Palestine, Iraq and Transjordan to look after. It was called the ‘British Mandate’. They had already given hope to the Zionists by the Balfour Declaration in 1917:
His Majesty’s Government views with favour the establishment in Palestine of a national home for the Jewish people, and will use their best endeavours to facilitate the achievement of this object, it being clearly understood that nothing shall be done which may prejudice the civil and religious rights of existing non-Jewish communities in Palestine or the rights and political status enjoyed by Jews in any other country.

This was endorsed by the League of Nations in 1922.

Note two things. One, the Jewish nationalist movement and its acceptance in principle by the British who controlled Palestine predated the Holocaust by many years. Two, there is no sign of Jews as aggressors – only as victims. In 1921 the first anti-Jewish riots in Palestine coincided with the eviction of Prince Faisal by the French from Syria. But it was pure antisemitism. The land that Jews occupied had been bought or had been desert, not owned by anyone. But as antisemitism grew in Europe, more and more Jews went to Palestine. Aggression against the Jews got worse. Britain had appointed Sir Herbert Samuel, a Jew, as High Commissioner in Palestine in 1920. He was weak. He appeased the extremist, nationalist Arab minority led by a violent, fanatical zealot named Haj Amin al-Husseini. Due to influence by anti-Zionist British officials on his staff, Sir Herbert released Husseini from prison and in 1921 unbelievably appointed him as the new leader of the Arabs, the Mufti, after the former Mufti died. That politicised the Arabs in Palestine. Husseini later went to Berlin to urge Hitler to kills Jews faster.  He also killed or intimidated Arabs who disagreed with him.

By 1935/6 it was clear what was happening in Europe and a further 135,000 Jews went to Palestine. Still, there was no land stolen from Arabs. No aggression. It was either bought or it was vacant. The Mufti led anti-Jewish riots. Then came the Holocaust when six million Jews died. Hard to imagine that this was happening just 70 years ago. Jewish life in Europe was decimated. For example, 93% of the Chassidic community of Europe was wiped out.

After World War Two ended in 1945, the problem of Palestine and the resettlement of those Jews who had survived the camps became simply too big for Britain, so the problem was handed over to the UN. For example 200,000 Polish Jews had survived the War. It was inconceivable that they could be sent back to Poland.

On 29 November 1947 the UN General Assembly voted by 33-13 (with ten abstentions) to divide up the British Mandate of Palestine into an Arab State and a Jewish State. The Jews accepted the vote. The Arabs did not and attacked the Jews. In January 1948 a force of 1000 Arabs attacked Jewish communities in Northern Palestine. In May 1948 the State of Israel was declared hours before the British Mandate came to an end. Five Arab armies (Egypt, Syria, Transjordan, Lebanon and Iraq) immediately invaded Israel. Their intentions were declared by Azzam Pasha, Secretary-General of the Arab League:

This will be a war of extermination and a momentous massacre which will be spoken of like the Mongolian massacres and the Crusades.

Israel lost about 1% of its population in the 1948 War of Independence. I put it to you – who was the aggressor here – and who was the victim? Do victims invade or are victims invaded?

And which other country has as much legitimacy as Israel, which was voted into existence by the UN? Was the UK voted into existence? The US?

What about the 700,000 Palestinian refugees, the opponents of the Motion will ask? Were they not victims of Israeli aggression?

The answer is that a few of them were victims of the irregular Jewish force called the Irgun — but the vast majority were not. The recent declassification of documents from the period of the British Mandate and Israel’s early days enables ‘good’ history –that is, the truth – to be written. As Professor Efraim Karsh has written (in Commentary Magazine) “By the time of Israel’s Declaration of Independence on May 14 1948, the numbers of Arab refugees had more than trebled. Even then, none of the 170,000-180,000 Arabs fleeing urban centers, and only a handful of the 130,000-160,000 villagers who left their homes, had been forced out by the Jews”. Most of them left their homes because they were told to go by their leaders. In the largest and best-known example, tens of thousands of Arabs were ordered or bullied into leaving the city of Haifa on the Arab Higher Committee’s instructions, despite strenuous Jewish efforts to persuade them to stay. Meanwhile in what has been called the ‘Jewish Naqba’ some 700,000 Jews were forced to leave Arab countries where they had lived for centuries.

And so it goes on. Israel survived the War of Independence but was a tiny country surrounded on one side by implacable enemies and on the other by sea. Fast forward to 1967. Egypt amassed 1,000 tanks and nearly 100,000 soldiers on the Israeli border and closed the Straits of Tiran to all ships flying Israeli flags or carrying strategic materials. In this aggressive action Egypt received strong support from other Arab countries.

If Israel had waited to be attacked, she surely would have been wiped out. So on June 5, 1967, Israel launched a pre-emptive attack against Egypt’s airforce. Defending youself against annihilation is hardly ‘aggression’ – is it? Jordan then attacked Israel as well. Israel won and gained control of the Sinai Peninsula, the Gaza Strip, the West Bank, East Jerusalem, and the Golan Heights. Still no sign that Israel was the aggressor – and every sign that it was the victim. Israel immediately wanted to make peace, to swap land for peace. But the Arabs did not want peace. At the Khartoum Conference held from August 29 to September 1, 1967, eight heads of Arab countries responded to Israel’s offer to give back the lands with the famous Three No’s: No Peace, No Recognition of Israel, No Negotiations.

Fast forward to 1973, the Yom Kippur War. In Egypt Sadat had succeeded Nasser and needed a military victory to strengthen his position. In Syria Assad thought that if he could get back the Golan Heights it would give him leadership in the Arab world. This time Israel did not strike pre-emptively. Again it resisted the invasion, but it had clearly been the victim.

It was clear that Israel was not going to be defeated. So Sadat – who had saved face by winning back some of Sinai in 1973 – decided to make Peace. The Peace Treaty was signed in 1979 and Israel withdrew from Sinai. 15 years later Israel signed a Peace Treaty with Jordan too. I put it to you: Do aggressors sign peace treaties and withdraw?

Still Israel was not allowed to live in peace. By June 1982, the Palestinian Liberation Organisation made life in northern Israel intolerable, by its repeated shelling of Israeli towns. So in June 1982 Israel – the victim, not the aggressor – invaded Lebanon. The construction of the Security Fence began in 2002, to stop Israelis being the victims of suicide bombers coming across from the West Bank. Again Israel was a victim not an aggressor. There were stories about a massacre in Jenin, a refugee camp in the West Bank. But they were disproved.

In July 2006 the second Lebanon War began. Hezbollah terrorists opened fire with rockets on mortars on Israeli border towns. This was a mere diversion for an anti-tank missile attack on two armored Israeli Humvees patrolling the Israeli side of the border fence. Israel went into Lebanon to deal with the terrorists. It went in as a victim, not an aggressor.

On July 16, 2008, Hezbollah transferred coffins containing the remains of captured Israeli soldiers Goldwasser and Regev, in exchange for Samir Kuntar and four Hezbollah members taken prisoner during the 2006 Lebanon War. Samir Kuntar was the monster who in 1979 aged 16, led a group of four terrorists who entered Israel from Lebanon by boat. The goal of the operation was to attack Nahariya, 10 kilometers away from the Lebanese border. Around midnight they arrived. The four first killed a policeman who discovered them. The group then entered a building on Jabotinsky Street where they broke into the apartment of the Haran family. They took 31 year-old Danny Haran hostage along with his four year-old daughter, Einat. The mother, Smadar Haran, was able to hide in a crawl space above the bedroom with her two year-old daughter Yael, and a neighbour.

Kuntar and his assistant took Danny and Einat down to the beach, where a shootout with Israeli policemen and soldiers erupted. When Kuntar found that the rubber boat he had arrived in was disabled by gunfire, he shot Danny at close range in the back, in front of his daughter, and drowned him in the sea to ensure he was dead. Next, he smashed the head of 4 year-old Einat on rocks on the beach and crushed her skull with the butt of his rifle. Smadar Haran accidentally suffocated her daughter Yael to death while attempting to stifle her crying, which would have revealed their hiding place, from where she saw Danny and Einat being led away at gunpoint by Kuntar. A policeman and two of Kuntar’s comrades were killed in the shootout on the beach. Kuntar returned to Lebanon in July 2008 to a hero’s welcome. So tell me my friends … were 4 year old Einat Haran – who had her head smashed in by Kuntar – and two year old Yael Haran – who was accidentally smothered by her mother – were they AGGRESSORS  …….. or were they VICTIMS?

I have covered 2000 years of history.  Inevitably I have left things out. I have left out the Israeli withdrawal from Gaza (in 2005). I have left out the peace negotiations. At Taba in 2001 Yassir Arafat was offered all of Gaza and 97% of the West Bank. Moreover the West Bank area offered was contiguous, not “cantons”. Yet he turned it down. I believe the Palestinian people were victims of that decision.

I have left out the Hamas Charter …. It could have been written by Adolf Hitler …
Although the continuity of jihad was interrupted by obstacles placed in the path of the jihad fighters by those who circle in the orbit of Zionism, the Islamic Resistance Movement aspires to realise the promise of Allah, no matter how long it takes. The Prophet, Allah’s prayer and peace be upon him, says: “The hour of judgment shall not come until the Muslims fight the Jews and kill them, so that the Jews hide behind trees and stones, and each tree and stone will say: “Oh Muslim, oh servant of Allah, there is a Jew behind me, come and kill him,” except for the Gharqad tree, for it is the tree of the Jews.” …. The day the enemies conquer some part of the Muslim land, jihad becomes a personal duty of every Muslim. In the face of the Jewish occupation of Palestine, it is necessary to raise the banner of jihad.

Think about who is the victim and who the aggressor there. By the way in an interview in the New York Times on 12 April, Khalid Mishal, the leader of Hamas, was asked about rewriting the Charter. “Not a chance” he said.

I have left out the daily diet of hate pumped out by Hamas TV and Iranian TV. In children’s programmes. There’s Assud the rabbit who kills Jews. There’s Tom and Jerry as a Zionist plot to rehabilitate the mouse.

I will leave my seconder Eric Lee to speak about the most recent events. But I put it to you that there is no justification whatever in the facts I have given you to call Israel the “aggressor” in the Middle East. To do so is to invert history. But there is abundant evidence that Israel has been a victim. Just like the Israeli motorcyclist where I began, Israel’s story is twisted in parts of the media, where victim becomes aggressor and black becomes white. That was true in 1948 when Israel was attacked just one day after it became a country and it is still true today. But I urge you to think for yourself – don’t believe the BBC, The Guardian or The Independent – and support this motion …….. how can you NOT support it?

Thank you Mr President.

You can read more about the debate here.

This is a video of the 1967 liberation of Jerusalem. What it lacks in quality it makes up for in potency.

I dunno, you go away for a week and look what happens. I returned today from an enjoyable sojourn in Amsterdam (where I once again visited the breathtaking Portuguese Synagogue) to find that the world has managed to (re)state the bleeding obvious whilst I was away.

This is the news…

Boing: Islamic terrorists are not otherwise noble men fuelled by our foreign policy but antisemitic pond-life.

Boing: Ahmadinnerjacket really is a war-mongering scumbag whose nuclear ambitions must be stopped.

Boing: Ken Loach should have been strangled at birth.

Is it just me or is this expenses saga becoming a proper bore? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black: the hypocrisy of media folk trying to take the moral high ground over expenses claims of all things is breathtaking.

But it is fun watching Israel-bashers get dragged into the ‘scandal’. No sooner had we enjoyed a little chuckle at Israel-basher Ben Bradshaw’s expenses hell than an even more hideous man got caught up in the story. Remember those ghastly comparisons between Israel and the Nazis made by Gerald Kaufman during Operation Cast Lead? Well, old Gerald is now under the expenses spotlight, so there is some justice in the world.

The mind races at who might be next. Which Israel-basher would you most like the spotlight to turn to now?

I had never heard of the rapper Lowkey until I saw a Harry’s Place posting about a strange rap he has written for the pro-terrorist Stop The War coalition.

It’s such a powerful, emotional work of musical poetry that I feel I must engage with it:

One day I was running from the truth,
To speed me up they gave me these shoes,
So tie my feet with Nike’s,
Tell me lies about the 11th of September

(If you insist: the 11th of September is the 12th day of August.)

I hungered for knowledge, needed to know the facts,
But it when it came time to feed me, all I got was a Big Mac

(You must have felt terribly short-changed. No wonder you’re so angry! Sorry, I interrupted again. Do go on…)

So muffle my mouth with McDonalds,
Tie my feet with Nike’s,
Tell me lies about Afghanistan

(Okay: Afghanistan is a the square-root of 43.)

That’s not depleted uranium,
Just gifts of freedom and liberation,
Those mutated babies aren’t being born with Cancer,
Baby’s are just uglier and less healthy on that side of the world,

(Presumably you mean Babies not Baby’s. Still, you can always be a Guardian sub-editor if the whole rap thing doesn’t work out.)

So burn my eyes with The Sun,
Muffle my mouth with McDonalds,
Tie my feet with Nike’s,
Tell me lies about Iraq

(Iraq was the bass player in 1980s pop band Kajagoogoo.)

That is not ethnic cleansing, those people chose to be refugee’s,
If you ever want to get anywhere in this business,
DO NOT mention the “P word” PLEASE!

(Do you mean refugees, not refugee’s? And yes, the only reason you haven’t got anywhere in “this business” is because it’s run by Jews who are determined to censor the “P word” – that’s why your astonishing talent has not been recognised!)

So seduce my mind with celebrity,
Burn my eyes with The Sun,
Muffle my mouth with McDonalds,
Tie my feet with Nike’s,
Tell me lies about Palestine

(Your demands are getting ever more perverted but if you insist: Palestine is a type of fruit. Carry on…)

It was the planes.
Not controlled demolition,
The BBC didn’t report the explosion of Building 7,
20 minutes before hand, on my television,
They found passport’s and plane flying manuals belonging to terrorists in the rubble.
That all makes perfect sense,

But why did I lose my voice when my thirst was quenched,

(Another verse, another random apostrophe! And yes? Why did you lose your voice? You more than anyone could have proved once and for all that 9/11 was an inside job but you lost your voice when we were all counting on you! I think the whole world keeps coming back to WHY?)

Those soldier’s are fighting for our country,
Not the poison being pumped into the veins of our junkie’s,
You put your bomber’s in,
Put your conscience out,
Take a human being,
And smash him all about,

(Is this a cry for help? There are people you can turn to.)

You put your puppet’s in,
Take the oil out,
Talk of democracy,
But know not what it’s about

(Humanity is waiting for you to teach us what democracy is really about, Lowkey. Perhaps you could explain via poetry? We await with baited breath. If you need a starting point, democracy is what Israel has and what the Stop The War Coalition were determined to prevent Iraqis getting.)

Be “cool” and salute the new President with a tune,
He will never be forgotten by the Elephant in the room,
Let your children sing songs about Jesus and place of his birth
But not about the children dying now in that part of the earth,
Keep running from the truth, better yet, buy a top car,
Allow your children to be educated by these shallow pop stars,

(As opposed to shallow pop nobodies. By the way, Lowkey, if you want to be told lies about Israel, Iraq or Afghanistan, just keep hanging out with the Stop The War Coalition, they’ll keep you well-stocked with bullshit.)

Speaking of which, the Coalition website features another moving Lowkey work that includes the bizarre line:

Nothing is more anti-Semitic than Zionism

Hmm, I can think of at least one thing that is.

I’ve got a very busy time ahead in the coming week or two and I will be traveling overseas a bit too. I will update here when time allows. In the meantime, this is a lovely video.

David Samuels has written an engrossing article on Slate which outlines why Israel not only should but will attack Iran’s nuclear programme. It’s a lengthy article and I recommend you take the time to read it.

It is to his eternal shame that the ridiculous Barack Obama has no intention of preventing a nuclear Iran. But then the whole of gentile humanity is disgraced by the fact that the job will be left to Israel. As I wrote in Not In My Name: “In the last century, the world sat back as millions of Jews were killed by a dictator, and now people are sitting back again. Look at how little we’ve learned.”

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is crystal clear about his intentions and those who attempt to deny the evidence are at best hopelessly naive and at worst secretly hoping for a second Holocaust. Not only has Ahmadinejad repeatedly vowed to “wipe Israel off the map” as he rushes to nuclear capability, when he issued a new banknote in 2007 he designed it with a nuclear insignia and chose a symbolic number of notes for the first and second print runs: six million. Go figure.

As Daniel Gordis said when I interviewed him earlier this week “What other country would watch a sworn enemy prepare to destroy it and do nothing?” Indeed. Bibi, it’s over to you.

During the row about the BBC aid appeal row in January, Ben Bradshaw MP claimed “Israel has a long reputation of bullying the BBC”. He added: “I am afraid the BBC has been cowed by this relentless and persistent pressure from the Israeli Government and they should stand up against it”. Many thought his claims – which he has never substantiated – smacked of antisemitism, particularly as he has a history of bashing Israel.

Presumably Bradshaw would deny the charge of antisemitism and allege it is just a smokescreen. Well, he should know about that technique. After getting caught up in the expenses scandal he has tried to wriggle out of trouble by accusing the newspaper that investigated his financial affairs of homophobia. It would be terrible were that true but this is a smokescreen if ever I saw one – even Peter Tatchell denied the report was homophobic.

Is it wrong to laugh when Israel-bashers get in trouble?

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