Following on from the success of Britain’s Got Talent and amid increasing anti-Israel sentiment in the UK arts world comes a brand new reality television contest: Britain’s Got Bigots!
The contest is open to anyone who is disappointed with their life and wants to blame Israel for all the world’s ills. Contestants will perform in front of a judging panel of filmmaker Ken Loach, playwright Caryl Churchill and clown Alexei Sayle at the plush, exclusive Royal Court Theatre in Londonistan.
There will be no public vote, as it is morally wrong to impose democracy on people who are not civilised enough to deal with it. However, the winner will get the chance to perform at the Edinburgh International Film Festival.
Watch out for related forthcoming reality shows including Anti-American Idol, What Do You Do With A Problem Like Sharia and I’m A Suicide Bomber – Get Me Out Of Here. Disappointed antisemites of the world apply – you have nothing to lose but your obscurity!
Get ready for Britain’s Got Bigots – where diversity always comes last!
Sponsored by The Guardian and Press TV.
Come On Down! – ‘Sir’ Gerald Kaufman; the Reverend Dr Stephen Sizer, PhD (Oakhill Theological College); and ‘Baronness’ Jenny (“the pro-Israel lobby has got its grips on the Western world, its financial grips”) Tonge…
Presumably it will be shown on Channel 4 who brought you Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s Christmas message
Wow!
Haha love it!
Your funniest blog post yet, Chas. Really great! especially “Anti-American Idol” and the no voting thing!
I’m a Celebrity – Get Me a Keffiyeh!
Gaza’s Next Top Mullah
Celebrity Fatah Club
Shame Academy?
Humour can be a powerful weapon against bigotry and prejudice – these great posts prove just that. More please!
Hilarious – well done!
Among the also-rans: the antisemites given free rein at Harry’s Place, while those who object to their posts get banned.
Thanks all! Will think of some more. I think we need to get Annie Lennox involved (thanks Hoff) and we need to find an equivalent of Ant & Dec for the show. Perhaps Antisemite & Dec?
Stephen Fry?
“an equivalent of Ant & Dec for the show.”
‘Cant & Dreck’?
It can be a weekly round-up of opinion pieces on Israel from The Guardian.
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SOAS twinned with An -Najah ” University “
Haha. Loving it.
Gazan’s Question Time – a Radio 4 panel of self-pitying, mendacious psychopaths debate how to extort yet more jizya from the cringing west world.
Haha! That’s probably the best so far, Monkey. Radio opens up a whole new wave of possibilities! I shall think on…
Whose Land Is It Anyway?
I’m Sorry, I Haven’t A Jew
Monkeytrousers, they already made that show on Channel 4 (called “Sharia TV”) and the commissioning editor who invented it is now in charge of religion programming at the BBC.
How about Ahmed and Salim to present it?
Yes! Ahmed and Sallliiiiiiiiiiim! http://www.ahmedandsalim.com/
Hi Chas,
Do you have any influence with Dave? (Rats, that sounds like a Cockney singing duo). Any chance you might get him to remove my HP ban?
Cheers,
Yoni
The West Bank Wing
Have I Got Jews For You
The Apprentice – in which an Islamist lines up 12 female/gay/non-believing candidates and tells one each week: “You’re – quite literally – fired”. Bang!