I have blogged before about the wonderful Schoggers (Damian and the phwoarsome Lauren) and the lovely meals I’ve had at their house during Pesach and Shabbat. The food and company are always unforgivably wonderful – and just call me Shabbos (Oy Va) Goy. They’ve kindly invited me back for Rosh Hashanah.

Damian keeps an actual blog on the Jewish Chronicle website about their brilliant kids Ilan and Michal. Recent posts have covered the challenges of Ilan’s use of a four-letter word, including how hard they find it to keep a straight face.

Sounds hilarious! I reject any suggestion that I am secretly hoping Ilan lets rip during Rosh Hashanah lunch…

* I know that’s not how you pronounce his name! It’s a running joke.