So I had coffee with the very lovely Hardeep Singh Kohli today – at The Ivy, not that I want to go on about it or anything. I gave him a copy of my Gunners Lists book (to which he contributed a hilarious list) and I am now looking forward to reading his book, Indian Takeaway: A Very British Story.
Memo to TV-land: bring back Meet The Magoons.

Very lovely? May I refer you to this person’s Wikipedia entry, the parts relating to Property Controversies and his suspension from BBC TV’s One programme. I mean the book may be OK, but “very lovely?” Really.
How fabulous!
How dreadful for you. Did you discuss his notoriety as a slum landlord, sexual harasser or unfunny TV tart?