Archive for October, 2009

The CifWatch website (which monitors and exposes the plentiful antisemitism on the Guardian newspaper’s Comment Is Free blog) is going from strength to strength. It’s always an entertaining read and more importantly it is doing a tremendous job of consistently shining a light in a very dark corner of the world.

I find it required daily reading, never more so than when the brilliant ‘Israelinurse’ is involved in the discussions. I’ve seen that woman kick the asses of more Israel-bashers than I can remember on various forums – and always with such charm! She sent me a couple of great photographs from her most recent trip home to Israel. I will post them here soon.

Today she has posted a superb article on CifWatch which I recommend.

Carry on Nurse!

There is a very interesting news story on the Ynet website. A gay Palestinian who lives in Israel (with his Jewish partner) visited his mum and dad in the West Bank. He had to do so secretly, as the Arab residents of his parents’ village had vowed to murder him because of his sexuality.

After visiting his parents the man was held up at the checkpoint back into Israel for security reasons. This left him stranded overnight: he couldn’t get home to Israel but couldn’t return to his parents’ village because of the murder threats.

He found sanctuary when a religious Jewish settler took him into his home.

It’s a great story and lots of people will be surprised by it. Personally I wasn’t surprised. Perceptions of the ’settlers’ have always been wildly inaccurate and Israel has an astonishingly tolerant approach to gay people by any standards, let alone those of a Middle Eastern nation that is just 61 years old. Israel is so brilliant: a democratic state with freedom of speech and a free press, a judiciary that often rules against the government, a fine record on women’s rights and gay rights, and it is a leading innovator environmentally.

And all this from a state that has faced unparalleled threats and peril from the first day of its existence. Its record should have any decent person in the world on their feet in rapturous admiration. I long for the day when more will join the applause.

There will be some very sore and stiff legs this morning among the 10,413 who ran the Dublin Marathon yesterday. I’ve run that marathon twice (in 2005 and 2006) and it’s a great course. Congratulations to all who took part yesterday, whatever their finish time. Running a marathon is an amazing experience. I’d dreamt of doing it since I was a kid and I am so glad I finally got round to fulfilling the dream in 2005, when I ran what remains my personal best time: 4hrs 3mins.

The following year I chose the Progeria Research Foundation (PRF) as my charity. The PRF works to raise awareness and find a cure for the Progeria Syndrome which is a rare, fatal genetic condition characterized by an appearance of accelerated aging in children. The Syndrome’s rarity is of little comfort to those who suffer from it, of course. Children with Progeria suffer strokes and heart attacks as early as five years of age and die of heart disease at an average age of just 13 years.

I was inspired to run for the PRF after watching a Channel 4 documentary about some Indian children with the condition, which you can see here. There is a shorter video about them here. You can read more about Progeria and the fight to find a cure here. Good luck to all the Progeria kids and their families and friends.

Here’s a video of me finishing that second marathon. That’s me coming over the line in a light blue t-shirt (and white Israel football shorts which I’d purchased in Tel Aviv the previous month!) on 46 seconds and 54 seconds.

I’m quoted in the Daily Star today about Simon Cowell. Or should I say Lord Cowell?

Simon Cowell is being courted for a move into politics by Gordon Brown and David Cameron.

Both believe The X Factor supremo would make British politics more popular with young voters in the wake of the expenses scandal. And the reward could be a peerage as Simon, 50, becomes Lord Cowell.

Chas Newkey-Burden, author of Simon Cowell: The Unauthorised Biography, said last night: “Simon Cowell is a rare combination. He’s incredibly rich and comes from a posh background but has the common touch.

“He can push so many different buttons and this makes him a red hot prospect for politicians.They would run over each other to get to his side. The public is so cheesed off with politics at the moment and an endorsement from him could just swing it for one of the parties.”

The rest of the story is here.

Thank goodness this week is almost over. I found the entire Nick Griffin saga almost unbearable. Watching decent people furiously arguing on Facebook, Twitter and in the real world about whether the BBC was right to allow him on Question Time was so upsetting. Because it was all too easy to forget what we had in common: a loathing for the man and his politics.

That said, one of my favourite remarks on the saga came on Facebook. Commenting on Griffin’s nervous tic, my friend Jonathan Sacerdoti observed that “it looked like he was chewing his own face off”. Now that would be required viewing!

The other best statement came on Question Time itself, in the shape of Joel Weiner’s confrontation of Nick Griffin over his Holocaust denial. “How could you,” he asked. It was a straightforward, moving, brave and eloquent intervention. In this interview, Weiner says he was sickened by Griffin’s statement of support for Israel. “I thought [it] was disgusting,” he said. “I don’t want my culture and my people to be associated with him. I’m annoyed with myself because I should have told him that in my comment.”

He shouldn’t be annoyed with himself. He was a beacon of light on a dark evening.

As we have seen in recent times, Human Rights Watch (HRW) is an organisation that cares little for human rights but loves to demonise Israel.

Even Robert L Bernstein, the man who founded HRW and was its chairman for two decades, has now lost patience with the organisation:

“Israel, with a population of 7.4 million, is home to at least 80 human rights organizations, a vibrant free press, a democratically elected government, a judiciary that frequently rules against the government, a politically active academia, multiple political parties and, judging by the amount of news coverage, probably more journalists per capita than any other country in the world – many of whom are there expressly to cover the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

“Meanwhile, the Arab and Iranian regimes rule over some 350 million people, and most remain brutal, closed and autocratic, permitting little or no internal dissent. The plight of their citizens who would most benefit from the kind of attention a large and well-financed international human rights organization can provide is being ignored as Human Rights Watch’s Middle East division prepares report after report on Israel.”

For the full text of Bernstein’s article, and plenty more on HRW, check out the latest dispatch by the brilliant Tom Gross.

This is a guest post from Jonathan Sacerdoti.

David Miliband, the British Government’s Foreign Minister, is Jewish. So some might have expected his Question and Answer session held last night at the London Jewish Cultural Centre to be an easy ride for him. However, Miliband and the Government’s actions, especially relating to Israel’s operations in Gaza last winter, invited plenty of challenging and hostile questions.

Organised by the Jewish News, this question and answer session was a wonderful opportunity for a small group of 150 people from the British Jewish community to challenge a cabinet minister directly. They ran a similar event with Nick Clegg a few months ago but appeared to have learnt from the experience, and this time had a much more even-handed chairman fielding the questions (the Sky News political Editor Adam Boulton). Boulton was not afraid to put Miliband through his paces on contentious topics.

Sure enough, after a peculiar and irrelevant first question on the recession (what relevance did that have to a one-hour Jewish Q&A with the Foreign Secretary?), the debate proper was kicked off by champion activist Jonathan Hoffman, co-vice chairman of the Zionist Federation, who challenged the Foreign Secretary on several fronts: Why had he failed to legislate, as he had promised during his visit to Israel some months ago, to prevent the embarrassing situation where Israeli  politicians and army representatives visiting the UK could be arrested here under so-called universal jurisdiction? Why had he called Operation Cast Lead, a defensive operation designed to stop Hamas’ eight-year-long rocket attacks on the southern Israeli civilian population, “disproportionate”? And did he stand by that evaluation now?

Miliband appeared somewhat surprised by these very direct questions, but sure enough declared that he stood by his assessment of Cast Lead as ‘disproportionate’ because of the number of casualties and deaths it caused. Luckily, I got to follow up Jonathan Hoffman’s question with one of my own. I asked him how he could use those figures as a measure of proportionality when Hamas famously deliberately launches rockets from behind civilians, whereas Israel defends its civilians and fights to protect them, rather than using them as a human shield. If civilian areas of Britian were under fire from constant rocket attacks, would he wait eight weeks, eight months, or eight years (as Israel did) before retaliating? What length of time would he feel was ‘proportionate’? His response was that we cannot even compare a terrorist group and its activities with those of a democratic state, and he was surprised I had even mentioned them in the same sentence. (Why?) Thus, no doubt, he felt he had deflected the question. But as later questioners pointed out, all he had really done was illustrate that his line of argument essentially excuses terrorists by granting them immunity from retaliation. He never did quite get round to sharing what he would do in such a situation, and how long he’d hold back before doing it (but I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t be eight years).

When it came to defending Britain’s shameful failure last week to vote on a resolution endorsing the disgraceful Goldstone Report, Miliband had little to say in his defense. He insisted that Britain was in the middle of complex negotiations, which the vote would have interrupted, but as pointed out in the Times, that excuse is no more than the diplomatic equivalent of ‘the dog ate my homework’. Given the chance to vote against endorsing the report, as the USA rightly did, Britain failed to even abstain. And nothing Miliband could say last night would satisfy the questioners in the audience who pushed him for a decent explanation.

Ultimately it was a frustrating event, in that way these sorts of things often are. Politicians are expert at not answering the questions you ask them. If you are critical, they know just how to talk around the subject for long enough to distract the audience, and move on to the next question. But Miliband’s answers, if taken in combination, showed a clear lack of logic. Without the opportunity to follow any one line of argument for a longer time, it’s impossible to know how he makes them join up in his own head.

Frustrating as they may be, these events are important. The Jewish News has done the community a great service in setting them up, and I hope they go from strength to strength (the next one is with Boris Johnson). The important thing is that the politicians who take the time to answer questions from the Jewish community should discover that we are willing to ask very tough questions, and expect decent answers. Because even if we don’t get those answers on the night, they might think harder in future about how their actions, regarding Israel in particular, might resonate with British Jews.

Britain is still a pretty good place to be Jewish, but that should never be taken for granted. With the rise in antisemitism becoming ever more palpable, it’s imperative that British Jews speak out as often and as loudly as possible against wrong decisions and declarations about Israel at government level. We must work towards establishing a strong Jewish, pro-Israel lobby. Eventually, that might have some effect on policy decisions, and that can only be a good thing.

abI’m very pleased with the early sales figures and reviews of my biography of Alexandra Burke. I would also recommend her album Overcome, which along with the pop classic Bad Boys includes many other winners, including the Girls-Aloud-like Broken Heels, the cheeky Bury Me (6 Feet Under) and the sublime You Broke My Heart.

Anyway, here is a brief extract from my book Alexandra Burke: A Star Is Born. For the full story of her amazing life (including her time singing at Bar Mitzvahs), you can buy it at all good bookstores or online here.

Alexandra Burke burst through the doors leading to the backstage corridor that housed her dressing room at the ITV studios. She was shaking uncontrollably and on the brink of hyperventilation. The 20-year-old north Londoner collapsed against a wall, and a tear started running down her cheek. Her shaking and breathing then became even more alarming. She whispered to herself: ‘Oh my God, what’s happened to my life?’ Falling into the protective arms of fellow contestant Ruth Lorenzo, she burst into hysterical tears.

And this was an hour before the results show crowned her the winner of the fifth series of the smash-hit musical talent show The X Factor.

It had been an emotional evening for Alexandra, and one that capped an extraordinary journey. From her childhood in a north London council flat wondering where her father was, through the school years where she endured brutal experiences. Then came the long, hard slog as she chased musical success. While many girls her age would be partying hard, Alexandra had worked hard, slaved even, taking every opportunity to sing live, however unglamorous – and some of those opportunities were very unglamorous indeed. This commitment culminated in her first crack at The X Factor, which saw her get so near to, yet so far from, success. However, she reacted to that setback as she has all the setbacks in her life: she clenched her fists tighter, held her head high and kept her eyes on the prize, however distant it seemed.

On this evening, the prize was nearly within her grasp. She could almost reach out and touch it. One of three acts in The X Factor final, she knew in her heart that this could be her moment. As is customary among contestants, she never publicly admitted to believing she had a chance of victory, and instead insisted her rivals would leave her finishing a distant third. But all week she had been tipped as the favourite, and a sharp cookie like Alexandra will have known she was very much in with a chance of winning.

‘What’s happened to my life?’ she had asked herself. This was after she had performed onstage with her lifelong hero, soul megastar Beyonce. Onstage, Alexandra sang the first verse and chorus of her idol’s hit ‘Listen’. The lyrics were perfect for the occasion, as the young hopeful soulfully sang every line about being at a crossroads, and it being the time for her dreams to be heard. It was indeed such a time: the whole nation was sitting up and listening. To be able to sing her hero’s song to a live television audience was amazing enough. It was about to get even more amazing for her. ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, I absolutely cannot believe I am about to introduce this woman to the stage,’ she said, as the silhouette of a familiar figure appeared at the back of the stage. ‘Please welcome, my hero – Beyonce!’

As Alexandra’s emotions simmered to the surface, Beyonce positively sauntered on to the stage, gave Alexandra a loving, protective look, took her hand and together they duetted the remainder of the song. Despite – or perhaps because of – her emotional state, Alexandra hit all her notes with soulful perfection.

Having nearly broken down with emotion at the song’s conclusion, Alexandra staggered to the backstage area as her emotions came simmering to the surface. She eventually composed herself and was ready to sing her final song of the evening, which was her last chance to swing the national vote in her favour. True to form, she sang ‘Hallelujah’ like a seasoned pro. They talk about performers making songs their own. Well, Alexandra was well and truly claiming ownership of this tune. Then she returned backstage to wait for the results to come through. Once more, she reflected on where she had come from, and where she was going to.

A knock came on her dressing room door. It was time to return to the stage for the results…

Alexandra Burke: A Star Is Born is out now.

I’m a bit of a fan of Bibi as you may have noticed from time to time.

So, I wish the great man a fantastic birthday. 60? You don’t look a day older than 59, sir!

My friend Tal has a big week ahead of her – she’s starting her IDF (Israeli army) service. I am completely supportive of both the IDF and of Israel’s policy of national service. It’s easy for me to say that, though – a Gentile living in a quiet British village.

I want Tal to know how much I admire her for what she is about to do.

She’s a wonderful friend to have. Fun, thoughtful, kind and almost unbearably cute. Cool, too – when she was a schoolgirl she gave a speech at the launch of the Menachem Begin Heritage Center. We had a lot of fun in London during her summer visit which I dubbed the Beyond Beseder days. (She’s the one in the blue tops.) Lots more fun to come in the future.

In the meantime, I know she’s going to do just great with the challenge to come. We’re all very proud of you, Tal.

Friends of Israel, please feel free to leave a supportive message for Tal on the comments form below. Let’s show her some admiration!

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What is going on with David Beckham’s beard? As my Mum would say: it’s not on. Since he first broke through into the Manchester United first team I’ve followed his story with interest – and a beard was never part of the script, surely?

I was there when he scored his wonder goal against Wimbledon in 1996. Bizarrely I’d been sitting next to the late football commentary legend Brian Moore. With United winning 2-0 and the clock running down, he decided to leave, saying: “If anything changes now it will have to be a hell of an ending.” He missed one of the modern game’s greatest goals by minutes.

But he won’t have missed the hype that built up around the United midfielder in the wake of that goal. Neither did I. I worked for Shoot magazine at the time and was sent to several Beckham press conferences – including a toe-curling launch for his ‘Brylcreem Boy’ status – before I got my first exclusive one-to-one interview with him, which took place a few weeks before the 1998 World Cup kicked-off.

We spoke for nearly an hour in some Alan Partridge-style travel tavern. It was a few days after Manchester United had surrendered the Premiership crown to Arsenal, and I managed to only crow about that once. He actually seemed quite weighed-down by that disappointment and didn’t come across as a man about to take the biggest tournament in football by the scruff of the neck. Thanks to Glenn Hoddle’s eccentric management style and an infamous red card against Argentina, he never really got the chance to do so.

The next one-to-one interview I did with Beckham was in Madrid a few weeks before the 2006 World Cup. This one was for the cover of the Big Issue magazine and it had taken months of persuasion from me to convince Beckham’s people to agree to it. Here was a different Beckham altogether to the last time. He was relaxed, lively – rather jolly in fact. We had a laugh about the hairstyles of some of his former Manchester United team-mates – including Rio Ferdinand’s afro – and about the huge sunglasses he was wearing as he arrived for the interview. You know, the usual banter-in-the-Madrid-sunshine-with-David-Beckham-type-stuff.

There’s more to tell about my run-ins with David Beckham, including the story behind fact four here. But that’s for another day, and possibly another outlet.

As he nears the end of his playing career, he has started acting a little strangely. First when he shouted abuse back at the LA Galaxy fans, and now this beard. He is said to be a shoe-in for next summer’s World Cup squad and is on his way back to AC Milan. Could this national treasure be about to write one more dramatic twist into his legendary story? In the meantime, the man who endorsed Gillette razors really ought to follow his own advice and use one.

So, I promised a review of the Matisyahu gig at the Islington Academy. It was a great night all round. I had dinner before the gig with the gorgeous Digital Media Marketing Queen Monique Lester, her beautiful sister Brenda and Brenda’s wonderful, warm and witty Israeli fella Sam. (Or ‘Sim’. Private joke.) We ate Italian, slagged off Islingtonians and discussed button mushrooms. (Another private joke. Last one, I promise.) Oh what fun we had.

Then it was on to the gig for me. Listen, the Islington Academy is a terrible, terrible venue. Seriously. You can hardly move and it’s more or less impossible to get even a semi-decent view of the stage. And it’s in a modern shopping centre – rock ‘n’ roll! On the plus side, there was no queue for the bar. But I’m teetotal nowadays so that was of little consequence to me.

Despite the dodgy surroundings, Matisyahu was fantastic. He’s a charismatic stage presence and has a wonderfully cool, shy smile. He sang tracks from his back catalogue and brilliant new album including One Day, Exaltation, Lord Raise Me Up, Youth, King Without A Crown, and Jerusalem. There is a rough-and-ready video from the night on YouTube.

At times the performance was a bit indulgent, with long periods of dub-reggae improvisation that took the main man out of the picture a bit. He invited another Jewish rapper called Kosha Dillz on for a guest spot at one point and Mr Dillz (I never know how to refer to rappers with odd names!) nearly stole the show with a hilarious, rousing skit.

But Matisyahu was on fantastic form and really connected with the audience, contrary to accounts I’ve read of previous concerts of his. He even stage-dived (thus further undermining Johann Hari’s peculiar attack of 2006). I’d waited so long to see him live, it was great to see him. A sizeable chunk of the audience (mostly the JPs I couldn’t help but notice) left once he had sung Jerusalem (like the opposite of an Israeli boycott) so for the final song of the encore I could both breathe and see the stage clearly. Ooh, I felt ever so spoilt!

It was an enjoyable, enlightening performance. It really was. I even had a small weep during Jerusalem. Come back soon, big man. Just pick a better venue next time. The Forum in Kentish Town is a bit bigger, and much better. Convenient for the JPs, too.

In other news, I’m honoured to have been invited to the Friday night service at the Spanish & Portuguese Synagogue and for dinner afterwards with some members of the congregation. Really looking forward to it.

Meanwhile, I’m writing a ‘hot book’. Not my words, the words of The Bookseller. Scroll down towards end of the story.

Finally, a quick word about Leona Lewis. As my friends know I’m an enormous fan of her music and her in general. I really hope she’s okay after yesterday’s attack.

When I was a kid, I dreamt of meeting famous footballers and pop stars. Through my journalism I’ve met literally hundreds of them, and in all truth it’s rarely a massive thrill anymore. It’s nice work to have, but work all the same. Nowadays, I wish I could meet politicians I admire. Bibi, obviously. But also high on that list would be Tony Blair.

I came close once. When I was in Israel in the summer of 2006, myself and my friend Susi got wind that Tony Blair was staying in a hotel just down the road from ours in Tel Aviv. We both instantly had the same idea: seek him out, shake his hand and congratulate him on his moral stance on Iraq. We really wanted to, but didn’t fancy our chances of getting close to a serving and embattled Prime Minister, especially in security-conscious Israel of all places. So we stayed by the pool instead.

When I read about ridiculous episodes like this during the commemorative service for the dead of Iraq at St Pauls on Friday, I wish we’d made the effort. I wish I could tell Mr Blair how grateful and admiring some of us are for the stance he took on Iraq and Afghanistan. In both wars he was courageous, moral and entirely selfless: everything a leader should be. It was upsetting to see the effect that Iraq visibly had on his health. Upsetting but awe-inspiring: that’s real leadership right there, etched into his face.

As I wrote in Not In My Name: “With Iraq, Blair threw out of the window his obsessions with spin, approval and short-term gain. In doing so, Britain’s youngest ever Prime Minister truly came of age as a leader and a man. In contrast to when Thatcher went to war for the people of the Falklands Islands, Blair knew full well that his stance on Iraq was never going to reap electoral dividends. He also knew it could wreck his legacy. In making his stance, he demonstrated all manner of qualities that he’d previously only shown in spasms: he was steadfast, courageous and self-sacrificing.” I met Alastair Campbell last year and told him how much I admired him and Blair for Iraq and related issues. The surprise on his face said it all, really.

It’s become so mindlessly trendy to diss Blair. I wish I could tell him how much I admire the many, many other great achievements of his reign – including his swift and decisive action on gay rights. I also admired him for his faith, even though I do not share his brand. I will always remember how calmly he dealt with sneering questions about religion from the likes of Jeremy Paxman. It was on the world stage, though, that he starred until the end. Even in the closing months of his premiership, he continued to take a moral stance by resisting enormous pressure to condemn Israel’s defensive action against Hezbollah in the summer of 2006.

It’s interesting when people compare Blair to President Obama. True, there are similarities in terms of presentation and in the hype that greeted the coronation of both leaders. But I remain to be convinced that Obama has the moral clarity or courage to make the sorts of difficult, perhaps unpopular decisions that are badly needed internationally, not least over Iran. I hope I’m proved wrong.

In the meantime, respect to Tony Blair.

I wrote this article for a local arts website about my new book, Heston Blumenthal: The Biography Of The World’s Most Brilliant Master Chef.

Heston Blumenthal: The best of Berkshire

Biography-writing is always an eye-opening, perception-confounding experience. Never have I found this to be more true than in my research for my new book about masterchef Heston Blumenthal. I’d always admired him but my respect grew the more I worked on the book. He is a man of wonderful contrasts and makes for a joyful, fascinating subject to study.

His food rarely comes cheap: a meal at The Fat Duck is going to set you back comfortably in excess of £100 per person and will cost you several months of waiting time. However, his tasting menu experience is not aimed exclusively, or even primarily, at those for whom such a hefty bill would be a commonplace experience. The theatre and multi-sensory joy of the Blumenthal experience – iPods playing the sounds of the sea, cakes having ‘orgasms’ on the plate, miniature fireworks going off, sprays to add complimentary scents etc – would most likely be lost on such souls. No, Blumenthal’s favourite customers are those who have saved up for a really special treat and want to savour every moment, every mouthful.

He understands these people because throughout his twenties he was one of them – only obsessively so. Indeed, in his work he frequently harks back even further – to the smells, tastes and experiences of his childhood.  These include ice-creams in west London, picnics in Windsor Great Park, Christmas lunches and so much more. No wonder he is so happy in his work and says he can count on the fingers of one hand how many days he has not wanted to go to work. Not that he has always been such a contented soul. Blumenthal has past issues with anger that took him to the brink of tragedy on more than one terrifying occasion. He was a very angry young man before he accepted treatment and before he hit the bigtime, when the years of hard work and sacrifices finally paid off.

Even given the riches his success have earned him and the famous intricacy of his work, Blumenthal’s feet remain on the ground. When he received his OBE he said that all he does is chop a few onions. Away from work, he often eats a curry takeaway of a Monday evening, and can be spotted at the Pizza Express restaurants and even the kebab vans of the Royal County. That’s why he was such a perfect choice for the Channel 4 Big Chef Takes On Little Chef reality series: he understands the world of both the big chef and the Little Chef. The classy man with the common touch, he truly represents the best of Berkshire. I’ve written biographies of other personalities including Simon Cowell and Amy Winehouse, but (aside from a brief stay in Windsor for the young Cowell) this was the first time I’ve been lucky enough to write about a man who lives and works so near me. (The Fat Duck is a 15 minute drive from my house, and I’ll let any of you treat me to a lunch at the Hinds Head anytime. When can you make it?)

All of us in Berkshire should be pleased and proud to have Heston in our midst. Where he fits in among the crowded arena of celebrity chefs can best be seen by what each would do were we to hand them a single egg. Delia Smith would teach us how to boil it, Ainsley Harriott would tell it an annoying joke, Jamie Oliver would take it onto his high-horse with him and Gordon Ramsay would scream at it: “Where the f**k are your balls?!” Blumenthal, meanwhile, quietly showed us how to use liquid nitrogen to create egg and bacon ice cream. As you do: he is the Willy Wonka of the masterchef world.

As such, he stands as part of a noticeable and welcome trend. From the increase in bespectacled, intellectual football managers, to the hero status of the team at Google and the millions earned by the creators of Facebook, the geeks are finally inheriting the earth. So it’s no wonder that it is the experimental, bright and boyish man from Berkshire who is cooking up a storm. Long may he reign.

Heston Blumenthal: The Biography Of The World’s Most Brilliant Master Chef by Chas Newkey-Burden is out now (£17.99, John Blake).

I know a few readers were disappointed to miss out on tickets for tonight’s sold-out Matisyahu gig in London. He has ‘tweeted’ a competition to win tickets here.

Meanwhile, stay tuned for the new look Oy Va Goy. To be launched soon!

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