I’ve written before about some of the loons who leave comments on my blog. I never approve for publication any antisemitic or anti-Muslim comments.

One of the latest charmers to swing by went on a long rant about the Holocaust before suggesting that I visit my “thieving relatives in Israel” whereupon he hopes that Iran would “blow your hooked nose off”.

Someone needs to have a word and tell him what a goy is.

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23 Responses to “Me and my Israeli relatives”

  1. Jonathan says:

    “Newkey-Burden” does sound like a Jewish name after all …

  2. Damian says:

    Maybe he thinks Chas is short for Chaim?!?!?!

  3. BrendaP says:

    Goyim can have hooked noses too of course, as Jews can have tiny button noses. This stereotypical rubbish does stick with people once they are brainwashed with it from birth though!

  4. Chas Newkey-Burden says:

    Maybe he thinks Chas is short for Chaim?!?!?!

    *Shrugs* So you will call me Chaim Netan-Bibi from now on! Oy, I don’t mean to kvetch but today has been such a schlep. Anyway, enough already, I have to go – my son the doctor is drowning!

  5. BrendaP says:

    Chaim Neukvell-Burdinsky is your name – now go find your Israeli relatives!

  6. Duvid Crockett, King of DeLancey Street says:

    “Hooked Nose;” some mistake methinks. Let Duvid soothe your nerves and sore eyes with another stunning shot of the gorgeous Israeli soldier model Esti Ginzburg from the last thread:

    http://sweetfuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/09_esti-ginzburg-by-v-del-sol.jpg

    and if that is not enough of Israeli fashion models just called Esti, here is the equally gorgeous Esti Mamo:

    http://www.estimamo.net/Index.asp?CategoryID=60

  7. annie says:

    BrendaP, LOL! That was a brilliant invention :-) . We should open up a new page on JewishGen just for Chas!

  8. Avi says:

    Hmmm chas.. do you have a problem with goyim ?

  9. Chas Newkey-Burden says:

    Hmmm chas.. do you have a problem with goyim ?

    No, I am goyim – that’s the point of the post!

  10. Shmuel says:

    “No, I am goyim – that’s the point of the post!”

    LOL!!!

  11. Chas Newkey-Burden says:

    Speaking of my Israeli relatives, I think Ginzburg might be my future Israeli wife in another dimension…

  12. Israelinurse says:

    In honour of your new name…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBeOgQLRVo4

    Chaiymke sheli..

  13. Chas Newkey-Burden says:

    Thanks Israelinurse – she’s got the X Factor that singer!

  14. The Fogel says:

    “I never approve for publication any antisemitic or anti-Muslim comments.”

    Ah, fair play to you Mr NB.

  15. Lynne T says:

    Chas:

    A person’s surname means little when it comes to determining ethnic heritage. I have a friend whose family immigrated to Ireland in the early 1800s from somewhere in eastern Europe. The family always insisted they were Catholics, but also claimed to be related to the great composer Jacques Offenbach who was Jewish. Recently, members of her family, whose surname is MacDonald, immigrated to Israel and had some old family documents translated by neighbours who could read Cyrillic and confirmed that the family was, indeed, Jewish and on both sides. Former Ontario premier Bob Rae’s paternal grandfather was named Andrew Cohen, but the children ended up bearing his Scottish Protestant grandmother’s surname instead.

    As I recall, you have some eastern European heritage. Chances of you having at least some Jewish heritage a few generations back aren’t all that remote. There was far more intermarriage than going on, especially in Poland, than people realize.

    • Chas Newkey-Burden says:

      Yes my mother is Latvian. Everything about that side of my family is fascinating and quite moving in parts. I’m enjoying looking into it all.

  16. evaM says:

    Chas I wont hold it against you that you that you are a goy
    My best friends are, and horror of horrors is my hubby.wink

    BTW I dont have a hook nose ,but my SIL has who is not Jewish wink lol

  17. Stephanie Gutmann says:

    As proof of confusion over last names: There is the writer Arieh O’Sullivan who is Jewish. (He used to be military correspondent for the Jerusalem Post) And me, who everybody assumes is Jewish but is not, by law, Jewish (just Jewish-identified.)

    And that’s because by Jewish law it all depends on the mother. If your mother was Jewish; you’re Jewish. If not, fuggedebodit unless she converts. In Jewish law there is no such thing as a “half Jew”; that is a goyish construct.

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