Archive for February, 2010

Here is a small selection of photographs from my recent visit to Israel. I am writing my next Jewish News column about the trip and I will post that here on Wednesday.

At the Kotel (Western Wall) in Jerusalem

Graffiti for Gilad Shalit in Tel Aviv/Yaffo

Loving Shenkin Street with the lovely Hadar

With my good friend Tal at Cafe Hillel

The ridiculous play My Name Is Rachel Corrie continues to tour the UK and the world. Now Corrie’s parents are to sue the Israeli Defence Ministry. The case is due to start on March 10 in Haifa.

Enough already. It’s time for this grotesque, hagiographical roadshow of distortion and omission to stop. As Tom Gross wrote, what about the forgotten Rachels?

I fly to Israel tomorrow! So I will post again next weekend. Have a lovely week everyone.

I see that former Liberal Democrat leader Sir Ming Campbell reckons the Israeli government “has some explaining to do”.

Blimey, I bet Bibi’s cacking it…

So I fly to Israel next week and I am very excited to be returning for my third visit to my favourite country.

I’ve got lots planned including a visit to Jerusalem with my good friend Tal where we will say hi to a few readers of this blog. I will spend a couple of days in Tel Aviv where I will be hanging out with the extended Beyond Beseder crew, some of who I met in London last summer. I am also meeting up again with a few of the friends I made out there while researching my Six Day Phwoar feature in 2006.

I’m so excited and I just can’t hide it. I will tell you all about how it went right here.

When I wrote a slightly bitchy profile of Prince William for The Big Issue in 2005 I got months of hassle from his suprisingly rousable fanbase. Not just months and months of letters, faxes and phone-calls but umbrella-brandishing old women turning up on the doorstep to remonstrate with me.

Someone very close to his old man put the boot in with my boss, too. It was made known that offence had been taken at a comparison I had made between William and Kenyan antelopes, and that my observation about his thinning hair was the part that had gone down particularly badly.

So I am amused by the way the homeless/magazine/baldness themes have coincided again for Wills with today’s hair-gate scandal. I’m sure the photo is entirely authentic and natural. I don’t believe for a moment that the future king of England has been touched-up by a homeless man…

Amazing things are created in Israel. Here’s one of the next marvels, the roll-up computer…

‘We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to introduce legislation now to prevent private individuals being able to issue arrest warrants for war crimes without the signoff of a government or judicial official (eg the Attorney-General).’

You can sign it here.

In what is becoming an Oy Va Goy tradition, I would like to wish the brilliant Ilan Schogger a very happy birthday. If only all in the world could be as cool, clever and kind as that little fella!

As I wrote in January, Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg promised to deal with any new outbursts by Baroness Tonge along the lines of her track record of antisemitic remarks and sympathy with antisemitic terrorism. Since he made this promise he has had two opportunities to act but refused – indignantly - to keep his word.

I concluded, “If Nick Clegg doesn’t even have the balls or the decency to deal with antisemitism and support for terrorism within his own party, why on earth should we believe he is in any way ready to be a leader of the country?”

This week Tonge has called for an inquiry into the ludicrous blood libel allegations that the IDF was harvesting organs during its admirable humanitarian work in Haiti. So, Mr Clegg, will you keep your promise this time and act immediately?

This is a guest post by Jonathan Sacerdoti.

The Jerusalem Centre for Public Affairs has released some new information that further undermines any remaining credibility that the Goldstone Report might still have. It concerns Col. (ret.) Desmond Travers, one of the four members of the UN Fact Finding Mission that produced the report. As the only former officer who belonged to Justice Richard Goldstone’s team, he was the senior figure responsible for the military analysis that provided the basis for condemning Israel for war crimes.

The Jerusalem Centre’s report casts light on four fundamental problems in Travers’ style of investigation, which reveal him be “an individual who is not qualified to take part in any serious fact-finding mission”. These four categories are summarised as follows (the report is worth reading in full as well):

1) Travers showed a fundamental bias against the Israel Defense Forces, especially in his questioning of Palestinian psychologists. He asked them,

how Israeli soldiers could kill Palestinian children in front of their parents.

Furthermore,

when he was asked about Hamas intimidation that affected the Mission’s inquiries, he replied that that there was “none whatsoever.” Yet the Goldstone Report itself noted in Paragraph 440 that those interviewed in Gaza appeared reluctant to speak about the presence of Palestinian armed groups because of a “fear of reprisals.”

2) He reported false information about Israeli weapons systems, simply to suit his own prejudice:

Travers comes up with a story that the IDF had unmanned aerial vehicles (UAVs) that could obtain a “thermal signature” on a Gaza house and detect that there were large numbers of people inside. Incredibly, he then suggests that with this information that certain houses were “packed with people,” the Israeli military would then deliberately order a missile strike on these populated homes. The primary technical problem with his theory is that Israel does not have UAVs that can see though houses and pick up a thermal signature.

3) He presents completely inaccurate data:

Travers rejects that Israel began military operations against the Gaza Strip on December 27, 2008 as an act of self-defense in response to Hamas rockets. He bases this idea on a “fact” that he presents that in the month prior to start of the war, there were only “something like two” rockets that fell on Israel. Israeli military sources found that there were in fact 32 rockets fired from Gaza at Israel over three days alone–between December 16 and 18, 2008

4) He demonstrates a lack of professionalism in conducting thorough investigations. For example, despite Israeli photographic evidence of large amounts of weapons having been stored in Mosques (recently corroborated by Colonel Tim Collins, a British veteran of the Iraq War who visited Gaza for BBC Newsnight) Travers simply dismisses such breaches of International Law on the part of Hamas, absurdly claiming that,

Those charges reflect Western perceptions in some quarters that Islam is a violent religion

But he also admits that,

the Mission only checked two mosques.

This is not the first time that the methods of the Goldstone investigation have been shown to be flawed. Many serious problems with the investigation’s process have been well documented already.

The mandate for the fact-finding mission  was “to investigate all violations of international human rights law and international humanitarian law by the occupying Power, Israel, against the Palestinian people throughout the Occupied Palestinian Territory, particularly in the occupied Gaza Strip, due to the current aggression” (my emphasis). This clearly predetermined that Israel had committed “violations of international human rights law” before the investigation even began.

And Travers  is not even the first member of the four person UN fact finding mission to be revealed as unsuitable  for the role. Professor Christine Chinkin, one of the other three members, had signed a letter published in the Sunday Times before the conflict in Gaza had even ended, clearly stating that she felt Israel’s actions there amounted to “war crimes”. How could a person who makes such a judgment before the war was even over be a fair and independent member of the mission investigating it?

Parts of the content of the Goldstone report are presented as facts, but are made up from information gleaned from NGOs which have a clear bias against Israel. They remain un-tested and unverified but are now given increased respectability by their presence in the report.

Furthermore, the UNHRC is hardly a balanced and fair body itself. It spends more time focusing on Israel (and passes more resolutions dealing with Israel) than on any other state in the entire world. This is obviously uneven and biased. Whatever one says about Israel and the rights and wrongs of its actions, there are far bigger human rights issues to be dealt with elsewhere. Does this mean Israel should be immune from scrutiny? Of course not, but why would this body concentrate so particularly on one nation instead of so many others committing brutal and huge-scale human rights violations? Perhaps because many of the member states of the UNHRC are among the world’s worst human rights violators. It is ironic that they should be judging Israel, and doing so under the guise of the UN, which lends them a false appearance of ‘impartiality’ and ‘fairness’.

How much more evidence do we need before the world will finally chuck out this harmful and deeply damaging report? It does nothing to progress the very complex situation in the Middle East, and works against all efforts towards resuming peace negotiations.

Perhaps now that 50% of the team whose job it was to investigate the conflict have been shown to be unsuitably biased for the job, it’s time for a new independent inquiry: one that investigates the violations of good sense, justice, and impartiality carried out by Goldstone and his ‘fact-finding’ missionaries.

I did my latest newspaper review slot on BBC Radio London this morning. If you want to hear me discussing ’snowmageddon’, homophobia in football and why Brad Pitt is starting to look like a Big Issue seller (plus the inevitable Simon Cowell banter), then click here. I come on at 1hr40mins.

Apologies for the lack of substantial blogposts at the moment. I’m busy on a very exciting secret work project and also preparing for my trip to Israel later this month. I’ll post occasionally between now and the trip. When I’m back I’ll have more time and there will be lots to write about!

Israel’s deputy foreign minister Danny Ayalon spoke at the Oxford Union last night. As was – sadly – to be expected, there were angry protests. How revealing they were. Outside the talk, protestors chanted ‘Free Palestine – from the river to the sea’. This is an explicit, unambiguous call for the destruction of Israel in its entirety.

Meanwhile inside one protestor shouted that Mr Ayalon should be tried for his ‘war crimes’ during Operation Cast Lead. Mr Ayalon was not in government during Cast Lead, but why let the facts get in the way of accusing an Israeli of war crimes? Then a student stormed out, but not before shouting ‘Itbah Al-Yahud’ at Ayalon. This means ‘Kill The Jews’ in Arabic.

What a shower. The ‘Edge Of Where’ blog (by no means a slavish supporter of Israeli policy and no fan of Ayalon) has a first-hand report here.

But if it did…

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I’ve been updating my bestselling biography of Simon Cowell for a new paperback edition. I’m delighted by the book trade’s huge interest in the new edition which will be out in the spring.

Good old Cowell. Check this out from this week’s American Idol

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