Archive for May, 2010

This is my latest column for Jewish News:

You always remember your first time. It was my Dad who introduced me to the joy of shawarma. I was a teenager when he  took me to  a west London take-away and bought me my first one. We stood guzzling them on a street corner, trying to not spill all the contents over the pavement. The lamb was juicy, the salad crisp and the chilli sauce vehement. I knew right then my life would never be the same again. We returned throughout that summer, sometimes twice in one evening.

I have since become obsessed with shawarma and have eaten them in locations as diverse as Jerusalem, Manhattan, Slough, Paros, Amsterdam, and Golders Green. It is in good old Golders that my most serious shawarma action has occurred. Oh those heady summer evenings sitting out the front of Solly’s with friends. This was my promised land, or so I thought. Then White House Express opened up the road….

At first I sneered at this new tahina-temptress and snorted at the very thought of me ever playing away from my beloved Solly’s. Then I began to hear glowing reviews of the new place and was eventually persuaded to try it. I arrived full of scepticism, more or less pushed through the door by my good friend Jonathan. But then they had me at the first mouthful. Now when friends ask me when I last ate in Solly’s I reply: “When I last ate where?” It’s a cruel world.

Speaking of that neighbourhood, if you saw two forlorn-looking fellows on Golders Green Road just after Pesach ended this year that was Jonathan and me. We had stupidly convinced ourselves that at least one of White House Express or Solly’s would throw open their doors the moment the festival ended. We ignored all the evidence to the contrary including the vocal derision of our loved ones and the unanswered phone-calls at both establishments. Of course neither place opened that night and we ended up having to settle for a curry. We told each other: “This is just as good as shawarma” but we knew we lying. When a shawarma is what you want nothing else will do.

I remember back in my teenage years my father amply demonstrated this one evening when he and my mother arrived home late from a drinks party across the road. My Dad was passionately craving a shawarma but was unable to drive to the aforementioned take-away as he’d supped a few too many Martinis. He sat with his head in his hands begging my mother to drive him there. Only when it looked like he might start crying did my mother relent. As I saw how seriously he took it I thought: “That’s the sort of man I want to grow up to be”.

And I think I have – I’ll do anything for a shawarma. I sometimes visit a Lebanese outlet near me and once had a tricky moment while paying. “My friend, would you like to donate your change to Viva Palestina?” asked the owner, and the entire venue fell silent in anticipation of my response. “I’ll sleep on it,” was the best I could muster. I now make sure I have the correct change.

During my most recent visit to Israel I managed to eat shawarma for all but one of my main meals during my stay. How my Israeli friends laughed as I came over all English, politely asking for a simple combination of fillings, while they gave detailed, demanding instructions for theirs. Oh man the shawarma was nice, though. My four-day feast of it brought with it predictable calorific and meteorological consequences but it was worth both. Naturally, one of the first things I did when I got back was text Jonathan and ask: “When can we meet in Golders Green?”

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I was pleasantly surprised to see my Simon Cowell book promoted in the window of WH Smiths. My parents were very pleased and they turned up to take a photograph of me.

How I have enjoyed watching Alastair Campbell wind-up Sky’s Adam Boulton over the last few days.

Round one: “Adam, I know you take yourself terribly seriously.” See it here.

Round two: “My god, this is live on television – dignity, dignity!” See it here.

A lot of people have asked me why I feel so passionately on the subjects of Israel and antisemitism to build a blog around them. As I’m not Jewish this is a very understandable question. I’ve never properly answered it before for several reasons. A lot of my motivation is instinctive and therefore unexplainable, some of it is personal and anyway there always seem more pressing issues to write about. But given the interest there is in the question, I’ll do my best in this post. I apologise in advance if what I write doesn’t satisfy everyone’s curiosity. As I say, a lot of it is instinctive.

I grew up in south west London in an area with few Jewish people. I had a couple of Jewish friends at school and some of my parents friends are Jewish, but I can’t say I was particularly exposed to Jewish people or to Israel as a topic. That said my grandmother visited Israel a number of times and my father did too, in the early days of the state. I only learned about these visits relatively recently though.

As I grew into an adult I did start to become quite interested in Jewish culture, history and even the cuisine. I’ve always instinctively liked symbols like the Magen David and the menorah, too. But these were really just background interests of mine. As far as the Middle East conflict goes I suppose I had a typically default feeling of ill-informed pity for the Palestinians and therefore a vague hostility to Israel. Then 9/11 happened and everything changed.

In the wake of those atrocities I became very interested in the Middle East conflict. I was working at a predominantly Jewish company at the time and I recall taking fascinating lunches with one member of staff during which he patiently and fairly answered my questions about Israel. I then began voraciously reading about the conflict, pouring through books that covered the issue from both sides of the argument from Edward Said to Alan Dershowitz and more. Many, many books and much thinking later I fell in firmly on Israel’s side.

In September 2006 I finally visited Israel and had a fascinating time. Everything I had hoped for about the people and the place came true. I had high, high hopes and they were exceeded by what I found. It was at that point that I became so passionate about trying to support Israel, a country that gets such an unfair hearing in the world. I’ve been back to Israel twice since and now have many dear friends there.

As well as wanting to support Israel I’m also disgusted by antisemitism in general, as I am by all bigotry from sexism to homophobia and Islamophobia. However, of all the bigotries that exist antisemitism seems the most universally held: from the numbskull skinhead to the sophisticated leftie to the aristocratic Brit and nearly everyone in between. I don’t mean to be flippant when I ask surely the bigger mystery is not why I oppose antisemitism but why more other people don’t? My hope is that this blog can help in some small way to work against anti-Israel bigotry and antisemitism in general, and perhaps bring some moments of comfort to those who suffer as a result of them.

So there we have it. I have no secret Jewish relatives and my support is not particularly based on religious feelings, though I am very interested in all aspects of Judaism, particularly the stories of the Baal Shem Tov and other parts of the Hasidic and Jewish mystical traditions. I have many other passions and interests including: the life and career of cancer-survivor cyclist Lance Armstrong; the fight to find a cure for Progeria; books; long-distance running; reality television and Arsenal Football Club.

It just so happens this is the topic I choose to blog about. I hope the above helps explain why.

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Thanks for all the encouraging comments and messages after last night’s Talk For Israel event. I think it went really well. Michael Brodsky from the Israeli Embassy spoke about internal political and social issues in Israel. It was interesting to hear him speak and I was particularly fascinated to learn about some of the smaller, minority political parties in Israel – including a party that lobbies on behalf of pensioners. I love that.

Then I spoke about blogging and how to use a blog to campaign for Israel. It was great to be able to share some of what I’ve learned. Jonathan Sacerdoti was the final speaker and he gave an informative and inspiring talk about ways to use Facebook, Twitter and other online resources to advocate for Israel. As well as feeling both educated and motivated by his talk, I also felt very entertained by him.

I was so honoured to be asked to take part. So thanks to Gary Sakol of Israel Connect for that. It was lovely seeing some familiar faces, meeting some Oy Va Goy readers for the first time and also introducing the blog to some new people. I hope everyone enjoyed the evening.

Tomorrow night I will be giving a presentation as part of Israel Connect’s five-week Talk For Israel course. I will be speaking about effective blogging and online campaigning. I feel genuinely honoured to be asked to do this and I hope my presentation will be of help and interest.

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