Archive for the ‘Help I’m Turning Into My Dad’ Category
I loved today. First up came the news that my hero Lance Armstrong is returning to professional cycling. His story of beating cancer and becoming a sporting legend really inspires me and I am already excited about him competing at next year’s Tour de France. It’ll be good to have him back.
Then I appeared on Henry Kelly’s show on BBC Radio Berkshire, plugging Help! I’m Turning Into My Dad. I loved watching Henry on Going For Gold in my student days and he was really lovely in person, as was everyone in his team. He had me in stitches off-air and the interview worked really well. Then Chris and I had a beautiful lunch in Eton. We’re trying out venues for our forthcoming nuptials.
In the afternoon one of my long-held ambitions was finally fulfilled when I had a meeting at the mighty Random House publishers. The atmosphere of the place was just as I hoped it would be: a strikingly heady blend of creative editorial types and dynamic money men in suits. It was a good reminder of how much money can be made in publishing, which was a great shot in the arm to me. More importantly, the meeting itself went really well.
To top off a great day, Arena magazine has done a nice review of Not In My Name, concluding “at their entertaining best, they skewer the worst sort of leftist poseurs”. Too right!
The Australian Literary Review has done a lovely write-up of Not In My Name. It’s part of a lengthy article covering a number of books, including one by David Runciman. I’ve pulled out the relevant passage:
Less radical chic than radical cheek, such slogans make a mockery of political protest. This is the starting point for Not in My Name, a collection of enjoyable rants on hypocritical attitudes to everything from anal sex to Israel and Amy Winehouse. Though Julie Burchill and Chas Newkey-Burden are less sanguine about hypocrisy than Runciman, it tends to be second-order hypocrisy to which they object most fervently, and in this respect their arguments converge.
However, this philosophical convergence does not entrain a political convergence, which once again goes to underscore the problem of analysing contemporary hypocrisy. Put simply, the authors supported the war, while Runciman, I strongly suspect, did not. Here is Newkey-Burden in full flow:
“Iraq was a colossally huge and important issue and, clearly, the natural consequences of both sides of the argument came with a horrendous price to pay. Here’s the thing, though: I’ve never met a single pro-war person who failed to accept the consequences of their argument. Similarly, I’ve never met a single anti-war person who did accept the consequences of theirs.”
Not in My Name is not a serious book but it makes a serious point nonetheless and that is this: those who demand political sincerity are rarely aware of the depth and nature of their own political hypocrisy.
I’m not sure whether any of my many Australian relatives and friends read the magazine, but it’s great to get a review Down Under!
Meanwhile, promo for Help! I’m Turning Into My Dad! is starting up. I did a slot on TalkSport today and they had a great response from listeners, with people calling in for two hours sharing their own ‘turning into Dad’ moments.
Tomorrow is publication day for my latest book. It’s called Help! I’m Turning Into My Dad! and it’s published by Carlton Books.
It’s a humorous look at that anxious period of every man’s existence when he looks in life’s mirror and sees his father staring back at him. It includes illustrations by the excellent cartoonist Mike Mosedale, (who did the cover for my Great Email Disasters book). Mike also did cartoons for the companion volume for women who are turning into their Mum, which was written by Gina McKinnon.
I’m excited about the launch of Help! I’m Turning Into My Dad!. Hopefully it will do well this Xmas. Think of all those people who it applies to!

