Archive for the ‘Not In My Name’ Category

The aforementioned Windsor Festival event How I Got My Book Published went really well. There was a good turnout and everyone seemed very happy with how it went. Lots of audience members were taking notes, which was a good sign. I sold and signed plenty of copies of my books afterwards – always nice! The local newspaper has written a brief review of the event here.

In other news, Waterstones in Windsor has put up a special ‘local author’ shelf with my recommendations on it. Amazingly, I didn’t recommend a single Amis book, nor any of my own! Instead, I chose: The Case For Israel by Alan Dershowitz, A Man In Full by Tom Wolfe, Sweet by Julie Burchill and It’s Not About The Bike by Lance Armstrong.

Finally, The Australian newspaper has published an article off the back of Not In My Name.

I loved today. First up came the news that my hero Lance Armstrong is returning to professional cycling. His story of beating cancer and becoming a sporting legend really inspires me and I am already excited about him competing at next year’s Tour de France. It’ll be good to have him back.

Then I appeared on Henry Kelly’s show on BBC Radio Berkshire, plugging Help! I’m Turning Into My Dad. I loved watching Henry on Going For Gold in my student days and he was really lovely in person, as was everyone in his team. He had me in stitches off-air and the interview worked really well. Then Chris and I had a beautiful lunch in Eton. We’re trying out venues for our forthcoming nuptials.

In the afternoon one of my long-held ambitions was finally fulfilled when I had a meeting at the mighty Random House publishers. The atmosphere of the place was just as I hoped it would be: a strikingly heady blend of creative editorial types and dynamic money men in suits. It was a good reminder of how much money can be made in publishing, which was a great shot in the arm to me. More importantly, the meeting itself went really well.

To top off a great day, Arena magazine has done a nice review of Not In My Name, concluding “at their entertaining best, they skewer the worst sort of leftist poseurs”. Too right!

The Australian Literary Review has done a lovely write-up of Not In My Name. It’s part of a lengthy article covering a number of books, including one by David Runciman. I’ve pulled out the relevant passage:

Less radical chic than radical cheek, such slogans make a mockery of political protest. This is the starting point for Not in My Name, a collection of enjoyable rants on hypocritical attitudes to everything from anal sex to Israel and Amy Winehouse. Though Julie Burchill and Chas Newkey-Burden are less sanguine about hypocrisy than Runciman, it tends to be second-order hypocrisy to which they object most fervently, and in this respect their arguments converge.
However, this philosophical convergence does not entrain a political convergence, which once again goes to underscore the problem of analysing contemporary hypocrisy. Put simply, the authors supported the war, while Runciman, I strongly suspect, did not. Here is Newkey-Burden in full flow:

“Iraq was a colossally huge and important issue and, clearly, the natural consequences of both sides of the argument came with a horrendous price to pay. Here’s the thing, though: I’ve never met a single pro-war person who failed to accept the consequences of their argument. Similarly, I’ve never met a single anti-war person who did accept the consequences of theirs.”


Not in My Name is not a serious book but it makes a serious point nonetheless and that is this: those who demand political sincerity are rarely aware of the depth and nature of their own political hypocrisy.


I’m not sure whether any of my many Australian relatives and friends read the magazine, but it’s great to get a review Down Under!

Meanwhile, promo for Help! I’m Turning Into My Dad! is starting up. I did a slot on TalkSport today and they had a great response from listeners, with people calling in for two hours sharing their own ‘turning into Dad’ moments.

Nick Cohen has plugged Not In My Name in his Observer column today. This completes a double-whammy of Observer plugs, following last weekend’s mention by Catherine Bennett. I’m particularly pleased with Nick’s praise because he’s a hero of mine and his book What’s Left is wonderfully entertaining, eloquent and courageous.

Speaking of the Observer, today’s edition also reviews Warwick Cairns’ new book How to Live Dangerously. I think Warwick is a brilliant writer and I thoroughly enjoyed his first book About The Size Of It. I’ve not read his new book yet but I will, and I will write about it here once I have.

The new issue of Gay Times is out and has a glowing review of Not In My Name. It also includes a column by yours truly about gay hypocrisy, which seems to have amused a lot of people. I’m growing quite fond of Gay Times.

Anyone who has been in a British bookshop recently will have noticed how hard they are pushing James Frey’s new book, Bright Shiny Morning. Well, I succumbed to the hype and snapped up a copy. I can’t remember the last time a novel gripped me so much, from the first page right up until the gut-wrenching ending.
Meanwhile, I’m rather pleased that the not undishy Nicholas Lezard has made Julie and I his ‘radio moment of the week’ in his column in the Independent.
Carlton Books generously threw a small lunch party yesterday to celebrate the impending publication of my forthcoming book Help! I’m Turning Into My Dad!. Present and correct were the genius editor of the book Martin Corteel, the book’s cartoonist Mike Mosedale, and Gina McKinnon, who wrote the companion volume for budding Mums, Help! I’m Turning Into My Mum!.
After the debauchery and excitement of promoting Not In My Name with Julie, I could have done with a gentle few days but I let Martin twist my arm and pour me quite a few glasses of wine over the long lunch. I then recall Gina suggesting we move on to the pub, where hordes of Carlton staff joined us, one of them bringing his wonderful Dachshund dog called Arnie.
My next memory is staggering home late that evening. Chris showed me a review of Not in My Name in the Jewish Chronicle and I was delighted by that. Such praise would be welcome from any quarter, but coming from that newspaper it was particularly welcome. The fact they singled out my Israel chapter meant more to me than I can say. The reviewer writes “I had tears streaming down my face as I turned the pages” as she read my chapter. I shed a few tears of joy myself while reading her review.
As if all that wasn’t exciting enough, my agent just called to say the second serial rights for Not In My Name have been sold to The Sun. Kerching!
I’ve never been a fan of the patronising creep George Monbiot. I find his views on Israel particularly distasteful, and his stance on Iraq and Greenery are thoroughly unpleasant too. What a ghastly man. However, I owe him a drink this week after he helped us take publicity for Not In My Name to a new level. He had a head-to-head with Julie on Radio 4′s Today Programme on Wednesday and then stormed off and wrote a blog on the Guardian website on the same theme. Since then, interest in Not In My Name has sky-rocketed.
Julie and I have had a great couple of days generating even more publicity too. We spoke together on quite a few radio shows including Steve Wright In The Afternoon on BBC Radio 2, BBC Radio Ulster and BBC London Breakfast, with the wonderful JoAnne Good. I love that woman! We also did a more in-depth chat with the Little Atoms radio show, which we both enjoyed.
I’ve also been busy doing interviews with the local papers around Berkshire, including the Royal Borough Observer and the Windsor Express. I’m really pleased with how stuff has gone, and I want to say thanks so much to Jane, our lovely PR from Virgin Books, who has done us proud and been a great pal throughout.
The first serial rights for Not In My Name have been sold to the Daily Mail, which will begin the serialisation this Thursday. It’s an interesting development. After all, this is the newspaper that described my co-author Julie Burchill as ‘Britain’s worst Mother’, and which we criticise in the book. Still, the money will come in handy. We’re all hypocrites now!
I’ve just returned from the Salute To Israel parade, which was a hugely enjoyable and successful day. A personal highlight for me was meeting one of my favourite authors, Howard Jacobson. He was every bit as funny and brilliant as I hoped he’d be. I told him about Not In My Name, the new book I’ve co-written with Julie Burchill, and he said he totally shares our contempt for those who marched against the liberation of Iraq under that ridiculous slogan. His exact words were: “When I saw those marchers I wanted to kill them with my bare fucking hands!” Steady on, old boy!
Still, it was great fun to meet him. Unlike when I met Martin Amis – another of my heroes – some years ago. That was a hellish experience. Not through any fault of his, merely because my nerves completely overtook me.

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