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A three-day snapshot of the media confusion over Israel’s intentions on the Iranian nuclear issue:

The Times, February 3rd:  ‘Israel will attack Iran in the spring’

The Times, February 4th: ‘Israel will attack Iran in the autumn’

The Sunday Times, February 5th: ‘Israel will attack Iran within nine months’

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad can’t know whether he’s coming or going. On a more serious note, Israeli concern over potential Iranian retaliation is growing.

OyVaGoy is three years old this week. So let’s see how the blog looked at the beginning of February 2009:


Sigh, I wish I still could look like I did in the photograph on the top-right of that page.  But elsewhere on that page I see the Gilad Shalit campaign button and am overjoyed afresh that he is now free.

Thank you for reading the blog over the years!

I have a meeting at Penguin Books in the morning. Following that I will be lunching with my father at Deli West One. Regular readers may recall my Jewish News column about how much I enjoy pastrami sandwiches and other deli foods. This will be my first visit to Deli West One – I’m looking forward to it.

After that I will probably pop by Chabad Bloomsbury to say hi to my friend Rabbi Lew, who I wrote about in my Jewish Chronicle column.

It’s Monday tomorrow, so by custom I should be publishing a Rabbi Nachman quote. Given the culinary dimension of this post, here’s a gastronomic pearl from the great man: ‘Whenever possible, avoid eating in a hurry. Even at home, don’t gobble up your food. Eating is an act of holiness. It requires full presence of mind.’

The horrors of indigestion alone prove his point. Happy week everyone!

Update: I’ve added my thoughts on Deli West One and its close neighbour Reubens in the comments below.

Ronen Bergman has written a superb, lengthy article for the New York Times entitled: Will Israel attack Iran? During his in-depth research he has interviewed senior Israeli politicians including Ehud Barak, as well as chiefs of the military and intelligence.

His research sweeps back over the decades. It even includes a dramatic secret briefing from the Mossad. He considers every factor, dimension and perspective, and concludes: ‘I have come to believe that Israel will indeed strike Iran in 2012.’

If you’re at all interested in the Iranian nuclear issue, read Bergman’s article. I’d love to know what you think of it.

It is Holocaust Memorial Day on Friday. You can read more about this year’s theme here.

On days such as this I am reminded of the words of Holocaust survivor Elie Wiesel who wrote the following:

‘What cannot help but astound us is that the Hasidim remained the Hasidim inside the ghetto walls, inside the death camps. In the shadow of the executioner, they celebrated life. Startled Germans whispered to each other of Jews dancing in the cattle cars rolling towards Birkenau; Hasidim ushering in Simchat Torah. And there were those who in Block 57 at Auschwitz tried to make me join in their fervent singing. Were these miracles?’

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I had a marvellous time giving my speech at Kenton Synagogue last night. Thanks to everyone who attended and for all your generous comments and blessings. Particular thanks to Sharna for driving out to Windsor to collect me and then drop me off afterwards.

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I will be speaking at Kenton Synagogue on Monday evening at 8.30pm. The theme of my talk will be ‘How I advocate for Israel – and why’.

Come along if you fancy!

Nick Clegg’s description of Israeli settlements as ‘vandalism’ was, even by the standards of his bonkers commentary on Israel, a moment of great farce. Whatever your view of the settlements, no definition of the word ‘vandalism’ fits the motivation or reality of even the most hardline West Bank settlers.

Clegg’s subsequent assertion that new settlements create ‘facts on the ground’ that decrease the prospect of a two-state solution is harder to argue with. Not least because a significant number of Israeli settlers proudly confirm that they are indeed thus motivated.

Ariel Sharon, an original champion of the settlement movement, told the settlers they needed ‘to grab as many hilltops as they can to enlarge the settlements, because everything we take now will stay ours’. He also described the new neighbourhoods as ‘facts on the ground’.

I have no inherent quarrel with the settlements nor the settlers. I do think, though, that many of us who support Israel can improve the way we explain them to the world.

There are a number of potential justifications for them, including strategic, tactical, cultural and historical ones. More of us need to get off the fence and either enthusiastically make these cases, or come-out and oppose settlements.

At the moment we all too often fudge the issue, merely parroting that it is not the settlements that are the obstacle to peace, but Palestinian rejectionism. This evasive line of argument is not cutting any ice in the court of public opinion.

When we dodge the issue, we effectively present settlements as the embarrassing member of the Israeli family. In which case we cannot be surprised when the world increasingly sees them as a bad thing.

What say you?

‘Hitbodidut-meditation – inner-directed, unstructured, active self-expression before God is the highest path of all. Take it.’
(Rabbi Nachman of Breslov)

(I don’t know Violet, for whose birthday this video was made. I just thought it was a cool video. I hope she had a good birthday though.)

Happy week, everyone!

Some LSE students face disciplinary action after participating in a Nazi-themed drinking game during a student union skiing trip in France last month. The game included swastika playing card formations and ‘salutes and respect’ to ‘the Fuhrer’, all of which continued in the presence of a deeply-offended Jewish student. As tensions soared, a brawl occured which left the Jewish student with a broken nose.

What ghastly, ghastly people. You can read more about this shocking story here and here.

I just been perusing my blog statistics and I’m pleased that so many people come and read my thoughts.

As I expected, most visitors come from England, with Israel a close second and America just behind. I was pleasantly surprised that lots of people from Iran pop-by every day.  It was also interesting to see how much traffic the NaNach website sends my way.

So I’ll attempt an all-encompassing sign-off: shalom, have a nice day, از ملاقات شما خوشوقتم, jolly good show, and – of course – Na, Nach, Nachma, Nachman Me’Uman!

From Brooklyn gangsters to South African prawns. District 9, film number four in my top-five countdown, is a science-fiction thriller that uses extra-terrestrial visitors – known colloquially in the film as ‘prawns’ – to deliver a potent statement about some of history’s injustices and outrages, including apartheid-era South Africa. Its title alludes to the real-life District Six, a Cape Town neighbourhood from which 60,000 inhabitants were forcibly removed during the 1970s.

The hero of  the film, Wikus van de Merwe, is a comical yet admirable government agent who is forced to serve eviction notices on the prawns of District 9, a government camp in Johannesburg. During the evictions he begins to see things from the prawns’ point of view but ends-up paying a hideous price.

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Haha, this is funny. How many of these things have people said to you?

I’m interested and excited to learn that Noam Shalit – Gilad’s father – aims to stand as a Labor Party candidate in the next Knesset elections.  “Following years of a public struggle, during which I got to know Israeli society thoroughly – both its beautiful and ethical sides – I have decided to join public life,” he said.

More power to him. Some of the most significant politicians in Israel’s history have entered politics following extremely challenging experiences. Natan Sharansky and Menachem Begin had been held by the Soviets. So had Yuli Edelstein. Benjamin Netanyahu lost his brother Yoni during Operation Entebbe.

None of these examples exactly match Noam’s, but they each have their similarities and they show that people who have faced some of life’s harshest challenges can offer much on the political stage. Best of luck, Noam, and thanks again for the grapes.

Meanwhile, in 10 days the Zionist Federation will deliver messages to IDF soldiers as part of the ‘Make a soldier smile’ campaign, set-up by Keren Hajioff, an IDF soldier from Finchley. So, if you want to make an Israeli soldier smile, please write a suitable message and email it to: office@zfuk.org

Have you seen The Iron Lady? Chris and I saw it in Oxford yesterday and were both mesmerised.

Meryl Streep plays a blinder as Margaret Thatcher, the story moves smoothly from era to era and the emotional conclusion had me blubbing into my Peanut M&Ms.

I’d love to hear your thoughts if you’ve seen it, and indeed your opinions on Lady Thatcher in general. I know she’s both loved and hated and it’s as intriguing when people admire everything she did as when people hold her in universal contempt. Can it ever be that simple?

(You might also like to read this post from three years ago, in which I discussed her mostly-positive relationship with Israel and the Jewish people in general.)

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