When I wrote a slightly bitchy profile of Prince William for The Big Issue in 2005 I got months of hassle from his suprisingly rousable fanbase. Not just months and months of letters, faxes and phone-calls but umbrella-brandishing old women turning up on the doorstep to remonstrate with me.

Someone very close to his old man put the boot in with my boss, too. It was made known that offence had been taken at a comparison I had made between William and Kenyan antelopes, and that my observation about his thinning hair was the part that had gone down particularly badly.

So I am amused by the way the homeless/magazine/baldness themes have coincided again for Wills with today’s hair-gate scandal. I’m sure the photo is entirely authentic and natural. I don’t believe for a moment that the future king of England has been touched-up by a homeless man…

Amazing things are created in Israel. Here’s one of the next marvels, the roll-up computer…

‘We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to introduce legislation now to prevent private individuals being able to issue arrest warrants for war crimes without the signoff of a government or judicial official (eg the Attorney-General).’

You can sign it here.

In what is becoming an Oy Va Goy tradition, I would like to wish the brilliant Ilan Schogger a very happy birthday. If only all in the world could be as cool, clever and kind as that little fella!

As I wrote in January, Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg promised to deal with any new outbursts by Baroness Tonge along the lines of her track record of antisemitic remarks and sympathy with antisemitic terrorism. Since he made this promise he has had two opportunities to act but refused – indignantly - to keep his word.

I concluded, “If Nick Clegg doesn’t even have the balls or the decency to deal with antisemitism and support for terrorism within his own party, why on earth should we believe he is in any way ready to be a leader of the country?”

This week Tonge has called for an inquiry into the ludicrous blood libel allegations that the IDF was harvesting organs during its admirable humanitarian work in Haiti. So, Mr Clegg, will you keep your promise this time and act immediately?

This is a guest post by Jonathan Sacerdoti.

The Jerusalem Centre for Public Affairs has released some new information that further undermines any remaining credibility that the Goldstone Report might still have. It concerns Col. (ret.) Desmond Travers, one of the four members of the UN Fact Finding Mission that produced the report. As the only former officer who belonged to Justice Richard Goldstone’s team, he was the senior figure responsible for the military analysis that provided the basis for condemning Israel for war crimes.

The Jerusalem Centre’s report casts light on four fundamental problems in Travers’ style of investigation, which reveal him be “an individual who is not qualified to take part in any serious fact-finding mission”. These four categories are summarised as follows (the report is worth reading in full as well):

1) Travers showed a fundamental bias against the Israel Defense Forces, especially in his questioning of Palestinian psychologists. He asked them,

how Israeli soldiers could kill Palestinian children in front of their parents.

Furthermore,

when he was asked about Hamas intimidation that affected the Mission’s inquiries, he replied that that there was “none whatsoever.” Yet the Goldstone Report itself noted in Paragraph 440 that those interviewed in Gaza appeared reluctant to speak about the presence of Palestinian armed groups because of a “fear of reprisals.”

2) He reported false information about Israeli weapons systems, simply to suit his own prejudice:

Travers comes up with a story that the IDF had unmanned aerial vehicles (UAVs) that could obtain a “thermal signature” on a Gaza house and detect that there were large numbers of people inside. Incredibly, he then suggests that with this information that certain houses were “packed with people,” the Israeli military would then deliberately order a missile strike on these populated homes. The primary technical problem with his theory is that Israel does not have UAVs that can see though houses and pick up a thermal signature.

3) He presents completely inaccurate data:

Travers rejects that Israel began military operations against the Gaza Strip on December 27, 2008 as an act of self-defense in response to Hamas rockets. He bases this idea on a “fact” that he presents that in the month prior to start of the war, there were only “something like two” rockets that fell on Israel. Israeli military sources found that there were in fact 32 rockets fired from Gaza at Israel over three days alone–between December 16 and 18, 2008

4) He demonstrates a lack of professionalism in conducting thorough investigations. For example, despite Israeli photographic evidence of large amounts of weapons having been stored in Mosques (recently corroborated by Colonel Tim Collins, a British veteran of the Iraq War who visited Gaza for BBC Newsnight) Travers simply dismisses such breaches of International Law on the part of Hamas, absurdly claiming that,

Those charges reflect Western perceptions in some quarters that Islam is a violent religion

But he also admits that,

the Mission only checked two mosques.

This is not the first time that the methods of the Goldstone investigation have been shown to be flawed. Many serious problems with the investigation’s process have been well documented already.

The mandate for the fact-finding mission  was “to investigate all violations of international human rights law and international humanitarian law by the occupying Power, Israel, against the Palestinian people throughout the Occupied Palestinian Territory, particularly in the occupied Gaza Strip, due to the current aggression” (my emphasis). This clearly predetermined that Israel had committed “violations of international human rights law” before the investigation even began.

And Travers  is not even the first member of the four person UN fact finding mission to be revealed as unsuitable  for the role. Professor Christine Chinkin, one of the other three members, had signed a letter published in the Sunday Times before the conflict in Gaza had even ended, clearly stating that she felt Israel’s actions there amounted to “war crimes”. How could a person who makes such a judgment before the war was even over be a fair and independent member of the mission investigating it?

Parts of the content of the Goldstone report are presented as facts, but are made up from information gleaned from NGOs which have a clear bias against Israel. They remain un-tested and unverified but are now given increased respectability by their presence in the report.

Furthermore, the UNHRC is hardly a balanced and fair body itself. It spends more time focusing on Israel (and passes more resolutions dealing with Israel) than on any other state in the entire world. This is obviously uneven and biased. Whatever one says about Israel and the rights and wrongs of its actions, there are far bigger human rights issues to be dealt with elsewhere. Does this mean Israel should be immune from scrutiny? Of course not, but why would this body concentrate so particularly on one nation instead of so many others committing brutal and huge-scale human rights violations? Perhaps because many of the member states of the UNHRC are among the world’s worst human rights violators. It is ironic that they should be judging Israel, and doing so under the guise of the UN, which lends them a false appearance of ‘impartiality’ and ‘fairness’.

How much more evidence do we need before the world will finally chuck out this harmful and deeply damaging report? It does nothing to progress the very complex situation in the Middle East, and works against all efforts towards resuming peace negotiations.

Perhaps now that 50% of the team whose job it was to investigate the conflict have been shown to be unsuitably biased for the job, it’s time for a new independent inquiry: one that investigates the violations of good sense, justice, and impartiality carried out by Goldstone and his ‘fact-finding’ missionaries.

I did my latest newspaper review slot on BBC Radio London this morning. If you want to hear me discussing ’snowmageddon’, homophobia in football and why Brad Pitt is starting to look like a Big Issue seller (plus the inevitable Simon Cowell banter), then click here. I come on at 1hr40mins.

Apologies for the lack of substantial blogposts at the moment. I’m busy on a very exciting secret work project and also preparing for my trip to Israel later this month. I’ll post occasionally between now and the trip. When I’m back I’ll have more time and there will be lots to write about!

Israel’s deputy foreign minister Danny Ayalon spoke at the Oxford Union last night. As was – sadly – to be expected, there were angry protests. How revealing they were. Outside the talk, protestors chanted ‘Free Palestine – from the river to the sea’. This is an explicit, unambiguous call for the destruction of Israel in its entirety.

Meanwhile inside one protestor shouted that Mr Ayalon should be tried for his ‘war crimes’ during Operation Cast Lead. Mr Ayalon was not in government during Cast Lead, but why let the facts get in the way of accusing an Israeli of war crimes? Then a student stormed out, but not before shouting ‘Itbah Al-Yahud’ at Ayalon. This means ‘Kill The Jews’ in Arabic.

What a shower. The ‘Edge Of Where’ blog (by no means a slavish supporter of Israeli policy and no fan of Ayalon) has a first-hand report here.

But if it did…

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I’ve been updating my bestselling biography of Simon Cowell for a new paperback edition. I’m delighted by the book trade’s huge interest in the new edition which will be out in the spring.

Good old Cowell. Check this out from this week’s American Idol

I will be blogging a little less frequently in February as I have a lot of work to get done ahead of my trip to Israel. I’m sure I’ll have plenty to say when I get back and I’ll update the blog whenever possible in the meantime.

Here is my latest column for Jewish News:

As a blogger and keen Facebook user I am well aware of the power that the online world has to draw attention to good causes. However, I’m also becoming aware of the downside of that power. When I first signed up to Facebook (strange to think it once didn’t exist, no?) I was immediately bombarded with environmentalist web-links from a couple of users. When I questioned some of their simplistic, scaremongering propaganda they replied that if we didn’t all stop what we were doing to the planet ‘right now’ then the human race would be wiped out within a few years.

I wondered why, if they truly believed that, their effort to prevent this consisted merely of pasting YouTube links and clicking the word ‘forward’. Surely if they thought we were all done for they would be acting a bit more urgently than that? Look at the suffragettes. They went on hunger strikes, stepped in front of huge, galloping horses and chained themselves to railings – and this just to win the right to vote. I say ‘just’ not to undermine the importance of their quest, but compared to saving the very future of the planet theirs was a lesser issue.

Not that Greens are alone in such a curious contrast between message and effort. My inbox is often bombarded with links about Islam. I do not doubt there is a grave problem with extremist Islam, but much of what I receive is simply hysterical and effortlessly-debunked nonsense. Like with the climate-change hysterics, if one questions any of it one is faced with apocalyptic warnings that we will all be either nuked to smithereens or living under fascist shariah law within a few years.  And once more it is hard not to wonder why, if the proponents really believe what they say about this impending catastrophe, they can only be bothered to send a few videos featuring the ridiculous Geert Wilders to their friends’ email addresses.

If I believed half of what they and the environmentalists claim I would be shouting it from the rooftops, chaining myself to Parliament and embarking on a to-the-death hunger strike, not just lazily clicking the ‘forward button’ on my computer screen a couple of times a week. Still, let them get their doomsday fantasies out of their system online, I suppose.  The modern day equivalent of those loons who used to walk up and down the high street with their ‘End Is Nigh’ sandwich boards, it’s better that such people stay indoors.

People I wish would get out a bit more are those who support Israel. The decrease in Hamas rocket-fire that came about as a result of Operation Cast Lead was most welcome, and over here there was an additional positive outcome: the increased activism of those who love the Jewish state and wish to defend it from unfair demonisation. I recall three inspiring pro-Israel demonstrations in London in little over a week: at the Israeli Embassy, at Trafalgar Square and at the Iranian Embassy.

For one week, many of us became like the Zionist Federation’s ever-heroic and tireless Jonathan Hoffman, getting off our backsides and defending Israel with actions as well as words. Our events made many passers-by think about the issue, and meant a lot to people in Israel. The contrast between our peaceful, respectful vigils and the hate-mongering mobs on the other side did not go un-noted by many of the British public either.

But all too quickly the urgency diminished. Once again Facebook is awash with people who will mourn anti-Israel sentiment in Britain, but look the other way when an opportunity arises to change it.  Online consciousness-raising has an important part to play. As a pro-Israel blogger I believe that strongly. But there is so much more we could be doing – writing a status update is a good start but this is a movement that needs less armchair activism and more Jonathan Hoffmanism!

(If you are not in the newspaper’s catchment area you can read it in full online here.)

I will be in Israel during the final week of February. I have lots set up and will divide my time between Tel Aviv, Jerusalem and Efrat. I might be visiting Sderot, also.

Anyway, I’m coming back, people!

Robert Fisk has such a history of distorted reporting of Israel that a new term was coined in his dishonour: ‘fisking’, meaning the effortless dissection of biased journalism such as his. In today’s Independent he has written a lengthy article – actually it’s more of a tantrum, the caffeine seems to kick-in between paragraphs four and five – full of holes.

Take for instance his use of language about Operation Cast Lead: Israeli missiles ’slaughtered’, while Hamas rockets ‘fell on Sderot’, as if the latter happened by accident. If you fancy a giggle then click here to see an ageing anti-Israel bigot throw his toys out of the pram.

He’s quite a guy is Mr Fisk. When the Taliban beat him up in 2002 he said he deserved it. He might think that, I couldn’t possibly comment.

The Windsor branch of Waterstones has put up a shelf of books chosen by me as a local author. I was asked to choose two of my own books and four by other authors.

Of my own titles I chose my Simon Cowell biography and Not In My Name. For the other four I selected The Old Devils by Kingsley Amis, Cheryl by Sean Smith, Israel: A History by Sir Martin Gilbert and The Diary Of A Young Girl by Anne Frank. I had a heavy cold when I made the latter four choices and they certainly constitute an eclectic line-up.

Still, an honour to be asked. I might pop in next week, take a photograph of the shelf and post it here.

Update: here is a photograph of the shelf.

Interesting to see the Liberal Democrat peer Jenny Tonge on Question Time last night. Well done to the marvellous Douglas Murray for putting her in her place. Tonge has a long track record of antisemitic remarks and of expressing support for antisemitic terrorism. In 2004, an era when Hamas suicide bombers were blowing up schoolbuses, pizza parlours and a Passover seder attended by Holocaust survivors, she said of the bombers:  “If I had to live in that situation — and I say that advisedly — I might just consider becoming one myself.” Two years later she said: “The pro-Israeli lobby has got its grips on the Western world, its financial grips. I think they have probably got a certain grip on our party.”

The above remarks were made before Nick Clegg became Liberal Democrat leader in 2007. Since then Mr Clegg has promised that he would discipline Tonge if she repeated such behaviour “on my watch”. In 2008 Tonge ranted at the IslamExpo about “the Jewish lobby” and asked: “How can we stop antisemitism if they [Israel] keep treating the Palestinians like this?” Last year she met Hamas leader Khaled Meshaal and described him as “shrewd, plausible and actually very likeable”. She also had a meeting with Ramadan Shalah, head of Islamic Jihad.

So has Mr Clegg kept true to his ‘not on my watch’ promise? No. He refuses to deal with Tonge and erupted when questioned about this by the Jewish Chronicle’s Martin Bright. Clegg’s angry, defensive tone in that interview is familiar. Last year I saw him speak at an event organised by Jewish News. It was mostly a gentle, friendly evening but in the rare moments when Mr Clegg was properly grilled on his and his party’s shameful record on Israel, he was visibly uncomfortable and furious. Like many Liberal Democrats he wants to have it both ways: he wants to victimise and demonise Israel, but then pretend that he’s a friend of Israel too.

You can read a decent compilation of Clegg’s shameful record on Israel at the beginning and end of this CifWatch post by the wonderful Israelinurse. Most revealing is his cowardly U-turn on Jenny Tonge. He can raise his voice and (irrelevantly) remind us that he’s “married to a Spaniard” all he likes, but actions speak louder than words. If Nick Clegg doesn’t even have the balls or the will to deal with antisemitism and support for terrorism within his own party, why on earth should we believe he is in any way ready to be a leader of the country?

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